I Would Hate To Be The Priest

I would hate to be the priest

Tanizaki: Naomi, I love you more than anything in the world. You’re my sister, my friend, my partner. Naomi: Junichiro, I love you too. You’re my brother, my protector, my hero. Tanizaki: Will you marry me? Naomi: Yes, of course! Kunikida: *walks in* What the hell are you two doing?! Tanizaki and Naomi: *holding hands and wearing rings* We’re getting married! Kunikida: But you’re siblings! Tanizaki and Naomi: So?

Asagiri - blows up a truckful of children

Asagiri - blows up another child

Asagiri - wait, this is repetitive - gotta make 'em jump instead

Its like least seductive to most seductive

you guys see the difference right

its like most aggressive to least aggressive

Ayo, we got the avengers now???

So

Are we time-travelling into 2010 with a Japanese version of Sherlock to team up with superheroes??

I'm so confused why is Bungou Stray Dogs trending?

With Sherlock?

And Dr Who??

The fuck is going on???

Are we time-travelling into 2010 with a Japanese version of Sherlock or some shit?? Am i hallucinating?

Dazai definitely pulled this shit when Atsushi joined the Agency

Dazai: I have a surprise for you. Atsushi: What is it? Dazai: Close your eyes and hold out your hands. Atsushi: Okay. *does so*  Dazai: *puts a gun in his hands*  Atsushi: *opens his eyes* What the hell, Dazai?! Dazai: Surprise! It’s a suicide pact!

*Dazai in the background getting shot*

Akutagawa: You’re so annoying. Atsushi: Then why do you keep saving me? Akutagawa: Because you’re my annoying.