*Dazai In The Background Getting Shot*

*Dazai in the background getting shot*

Akutagawa: You’re so annoying. Atsushi: Then why do you keep saving me? Akutagawa: Because you’re my annoying.

Asagiri's to-do list

-Murder several characters

-Panic about murdered characters

-Think about murdering some more characters

-Worry because people call you the child-exploder

-Calm down because you made one of them jump off a building

Its like least seductive to most seductive

you guys see the difference right

its like most aggressive to least aggressive

A theory (I hate it)

Been reading Romeo and Juliet way to much. Found some interesting parallels. Dazai (Juliet) dies. Romeo (Chuuya) sees the dead Juliet (Dazai) and goes, right, imma kill myself. Then, Juliet (Dazai) wakes up and goes, oh shit, imma kill myself. BUT THIS ONLY WORKS IF AYA'S PLAN WORKS.

Sigma is basically Mercutio (He dies)

Aya may be Friar Lawrence, with the plan, but it may not work.

Fyodor would be Tybalt (Kills Mercutio, gets killed by Romeo)

The Decay of Angels would be the Montagues (Fyodor is Tybalt) (Romeo is Chuuya, who is under the control of the DoA)

The Armed Detective Agency would be the Capulets (Because of Dazai)

Asagiri - blows up a truckful of children

Asagiri - blows up another child

Asagiri - wait, this is repetitive - gotta make 'em jump instead