A Theory (I Hate It)

A theory (I hate it)

Been reading Romeo and Juliet way to much. Found some interesting parallels. Dazai (Juliet) dies. Romeo (Chuuya) sees the dead Juliet (Dazai) and goes, right, imma kill myself. Then, Juliet (Dazai) wakes up and goes, oh shit, imma kill myself. BUT THIS ONLY WORKS IF AYA'S PLAN WORKS.

Sigma is basically Mercutio (He dies)

Aya may be Friar Lawrence, with the plan, but it may not work.

Fyodor would be Tybalt (Kills Mercutio, gets killed by Romeo)

The Decay of Angels would be the Montagues (Fyodor is Tybalt) (Romeo is Chuuya, who is under the control of the DoA)

The Armed Detective Agency would be the Capulets (Because of Dazai)

3am shitpost

You know how Harry sends letters to Sirius seven though he doesn't know where he is, WHY DON'T THEY JUST SEND A LETTER TO MOULDY VOLDY AND FOLLOW THE DAMN BIRD.

SIMPLES

Asagiri - blows up a truckful of children

Asagiri - blows up another child

Asagiri - wait, this is repetitive - gotta make 'em jump instead

GO CHUUYA GO

I'm sorry but Fyodor ordering Chuuya around like he's some kind of pokemon made me lose my shit 💀

HE LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON TRAINER THERE

Shirt slays

shirt stays

Its like least seductive to most seductive

you guys see the difference right

its like most aggressive to least aggressive