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agreed
dazai osamu has such youngest child energy. i mean, he definitely has the little brother annoyingness, but also the attentiveness that comes from people constantly forgetting he's in the room if he stays quiet long enough, as is the curse of the youngest child. if he was actually birthed and didn't just spawn i bet his parents would always forget he was there.
I have found more out in the wild
They're everywhere
Random headcannons I have about the Agency living in the dorms.
Atsushi is banned from cleaning and doing any chores other than his own. Because he cleans like he's back in the Orphanage.
Dazai is banned from the kitchen indefinitely after setting it on fire on his first day while making toast at 4am.
There's a whiteboard in the communal area with everyones daily tasks, a shopping list, who's turn it is to do certain things etc.
There's also a drawing from Kenji to brighten everyone's morning and yes it's usually a cow.
Infact a lot of his and Kyouka's drawings having been put on the walls and fridge. Along with some of Dazai's... Well after Kunikida deemed them appropriate of course.
They have weekly movie nights where they write titles of what they want to watch and than draw them out of a hat at random.
Said hat has sometimes ended up being Chuuya's hat (Dazai stole it.) It's gotten to where the door is left unlocked for Chuuya to charge in (without breaking down the door) and retrieve his hat.
Sometimes they manage to convince him to stay and watch movies with them. If he does, he's not allowed to sit next to Dazai because they'll argue throughout the whole thing.
Kyouka and Junichiro like to bake together and whenever they do Ranpo is always the first to offer to taste test.
There's jars with everyones names on them known as the bail jars. Kunikida's is used the most out of everyone else's.
The older members go for a night out of drinking on Friday nights. They invite Katai (as they do with movie nights) and each of them take turns being the designated driver.
But this doesn't always go to plan and on those days Junichiro will show up to drive them back to the dorms. (Listen if the kid can pilot a helicopter I think he can drive a car.)
The underaged members of the Agency will have a game night. They play a punch of video and board games, sometimes as teams and other times individually.
The points are added up and the winner is declared.
It's fair because the younger members of the Agency can't drink and the older ones are banned from game night. Because they get way to over competitive, looking at you Yosano.
No ones allowed to bring work home with them. Atsushi and Kunikida break this rule constantly and have been reprimanded by the others.
When there's unrest around them, someone's having nightmares, or it's an anniversary of a tragedy, whatever it is on those nights where one or all of them are struggling they all have a sleepover in the communal area.
They all take their blankets and keep each other close. Sometimes they'll talk and sometimes they won't. They just need everyone close.
Fukuzawa doesn't live in the dorms but he lives nearby and drops in regularly to check up on everyone.
live laugh love emo/alt junichiro🙏🙏 oh also his loser bf (he’s not a loser his style is just so ugly im sorry 😭)
Ranpo would be really good at comforting people because he can just figure out what's wrong without them having to say it and/or exactly what to do to make them feel better but I think he's really bad at dealing with emotions (his own and other people's)
Instead, he tries to solve the problem without having to interact with the person
"Hey dazai! I think it would be a really good idea if you walked home with Atsushi today! Huh? Why? No reason, just trust me."
"Kunikidaaaaa, remember that case you offered me that I declined? I think I wanna do it now! Yes, really. No, I'm not 'up to something' I just changed my mind!"
"Y'know boss, maybe we should do more company bonding! Like, we should all go to a restaurant. Huh, pff what do you mean i hate that stuff, when have I ever said that? I- I love company bonding.."
He hates dealing with the problem head-on but he still cares and still wants them to feel better.
Small comic I made in reference to a joke I saw
You can think of it as platonic or romantic, I just think they are fun
I need to know if everyone’s style and fashion drastically improved or changed after you started to watch/read bsd. I know it happened to me and I saw some other people say it happened too, but I need to know if this happens to everyone or just a few people.
I totally forgot to post yesterday, and new BSD comes out tomorrow. Who’s ready? (i’m not)
A theory (I hate it)
Been reading Romeo and Juliet way to much. Found some interesting parallels. Dazai (Juliet) dies. Romeo (Chuuya) sees the dead Juliet (Dazai) and goes, right, imma kill myself. Then, Juliet (Dazai) wakes up and goes, oh shit, imma kill myself. BUT THIS ONLY WORKS IF AYA'S PLAN WORKS.
Sigma is basically Mercutio (He dies)
Aya may be Friar Lawrence, with the plan, but it may not work.
Fyodor would be Tybalt (Kills Mercutio, gets killed by Romeo)
The Decay of Angels would be the Montagues (Fyodor is Tybalt) (Romeo is Chuuya, who is under the control of the DoA)
The Armed Detective Agency would be the Capulets (Because of Dazai)
Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.1🤪
Yosano: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ranpo will and will not eat. Dazai: Grass? Yes! Yosano: Moss? Yes!! Dazai: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Yosano: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Dazai: Worms? Sometimes! Yosano: Rocks? Usually nah. Dazai: Twigs? Usually! Yosano: Kunikida's cooking? Inconclusive! Atsushi: How did you… test this? Yosano: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Atsushi: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Kunikida: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: You're a lying piece of shit! Ranpo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Dazai: I'm leaving and I'm taking Atsushi with me! Yosano, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: *visiting the ADA* Hello, I just came to- Atsushi: *sees Kunikida shoving Dazai into the washing machine while Ranpo records and Yosano watches* Atsushi: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. ---------------------------------------------------- Yosano: Good morning. Atsushi: Good morning. Kunikida: Good morning. Dazai: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ranpo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.2🤪
Kunikida: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Dazai: Take them! Ranpo: Punch them in the neck! Atsushi: Say thank you! Yosano: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Kunikida: … Kunikida: No. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Yosano: Several traffic violations. Dazai: Three counts of resisting arrest. Kunikida: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ranpo: Also, that’s not our car. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: Where’s Dazai? Ranpo: Doing stuff. Atsushi: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Kunikida? Ranpo: Trying to stop Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: And Yosano? Ranpo: Trying to stop Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: I see. And what are you doing here, Ranpo? Ranpo: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Yosano from stopping Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. ---------------------------------------------------- Ranpo: Time for plan F. Yosano: Don’t you mean plan B? Ranpo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kunikida: What about plan D? Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Atsushi: What about plan E? Ranpo: I’m hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E. Dazai: I like plan E. ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: Now I can't have food! Atsushi: You can eat a rock. Yosano: Air. Ranpo: The fabric of time and space. Dazai: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Kunikida: You guys are not helpful. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Atsushi: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yosano: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ranpo: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Yosano-sensei ❤️💉🔪❤️
Atsushi and his tiger 🐅
Happy birthday Atsushi 🐅🤍
In Japan every year we have this thing where the town has this big fireworks show to celebrate the summer, and this time when I watched the fireworks I got WAN flashbacks and wondered if we'd ever see everyone back together again. (alive)
Happy birthday to the ADA's full-time mother ✨
Okay so we all have this idea that abilities are born from trauma or desire, right? They're incredibly powerful emotions and manifestation in the form of a skill, a weapon. In dead apple it's also briefly mentioned that the dragon is born from the abilities. In other words, that destructive mindless dragon was born from those emotions.
This leads me to think that these abilities must have some sort of physical and mental effect on the skill users. The mental effect is evident throughout the story, especially from Atsushi's pov but physical effect too. A lingering tiredness, like invisible weights on your shoulders.
So what must Dazai's touch feel like to these people? No Longer Human doesn't only nullifies the ability, it temporarily takes it away from the user, along with the exhaustion.
It must feel amazing, alleviating to come in contact with it for skill users.
Now imagine hugging Dazai. Imagine ADA having a hug Dazai day.
Hugging Dazai feels like every ounce of tension leaving your bones. It's nice, it's stress relieving. It's so soothing you could fall asleep in his arms (Kenji does every time and Atsushi starts dozing off in ten seconds). Even Ranpo loves hug Dazai day. Kunikida always lingers on for an extra minute when he gets to hug Dazai. Yosano thinks they should have hug Dazai day every day.
Imagine being Chuuya who gets to hug Dazai to sleep every night. He'll never admit it but he LOVES being the little spoon. Falling asleep in Dazai's arms feels therapeutic. He always wakes up the next morning feeling like he could conquer the world.
I've also read somewhere on twitter that asgr came up with nlh as an ability that ruins everything for Dazai and I just want to think that sometimes when he accidentally nullifies someone's ability and tries to apologize for it, the person immediately goes no that was wonderful tf do it again.
So yeah basically everyone loves Dazai and his ability.