Wait Shouldn't Have Said That

wait shouldn't have said that

I just remembered that Higuchi and Gin are both Vampires. Let the shenanigans begin.

Role Reversal

Dazai: Chuuya, I have a confession to make. Chuuya: What is it now? Dazai: I’m actually a vampire. Chuuya: … Dazai: And you’re my mate. Chuuya: … Dazai: And we have to kiss to seal the bond. Chuuya: *punches Dazai in the face*  Dazai: Ow! Why did you do that? Chuuya: Because you’re an idiot and a liar! Dazai: But I’m not lying! Look, I have fangs! Chuuya: Those are fake, you moron! You bought them from a Halloween store! Dazai: No, they’re real! Here, let me show you! Chuuya: Get away from me, you creep!

i hope whoever wrote this is doing okay after this last episode

It was actually a surprise for Chuuya.

Dazai: Chuuya, I need your help. Chuuya: What is it this time? Dazai: I accidentally adopted a cat. Chuuya: How do you accidentally adopt a cat? Dazai: Well, I was walking by the pet store and I saw this cute little kitten in the window and it looked so lonely and sad and I couldn’t resist and I went inside and asked if I could hold it and then the next thing I knew I was signing some papers and paying some money and now I have a cat. Chuuya: … Dazai: Please don’t be mad at me. Chuuya: I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the pet store. How could they let you adopt a cat? You can barely take care of yourself! Dazai: Hey, that’s not true! I can take care of myself and the cat! Chuuya: Oh really? What’s its name? Dazai: Um… Chuuya: You don’t even know its name? Dazai: Well, no, but… Chuuya: Give me the cat. You’re not fit to be a parent.

I'm convinced the only reason for the sensual biting of Atsushi's neck was a mike test. Asagiri looked over here and saw us all acting like fandom crazed idiots and went, 'Your wish shall be fulfilled but in the shittiest way ever, anyway, Blow up the tag if you like this'

I swear the next chapter will be something dumb like a beach reunion or Atsushi dying Akutagawa's hair blue.