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Elon Made A Mistake And Is Covering Up With A Whole Different Shade Of Paint

Elon made a mistake and is covering up with a whole different shade of paint

Elon's Really Out There With His Hand On The Tweet Spout Like, "Do Not, My Friends, Become Addicted To

Elon's really out there with his hand on the tweet spout like, "Do not, my friends, become addicted to Twitter. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."

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Oh gosh, I remember when Musk melon bought Twitter and the Twitters came raging into Reddit and being goddamn fucking rude. It was awful.

But there are some good Twitter people so...

….you know what just occurred to me? Yet another difference between the Twitter and Reddit migrations.

TWITTER: fuck your longstanding customs and etiquette, Tumblr, we’re doing what we want and if it’s rude as hell we don’t care. Yes, even if it’s something that made sense on Twitter but no damn sense here at all. You’re privileged to have us.

REDDIT: hey Tumblr? How do I do the thing? I need to X but I’m not sure how/I keep seeing this and I don’t understand/thanks for your help, guys

Like. It actually kind of tells you a lot about the style, format, and etiquette of the sites they came from.


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Say what you wanna say 'cos there ain't no algorithms heeeere.

YO TWITTER USERS! As a Tumblr Hellsite resident here, let me just say STOP FUCKING CENSORING YOUR WORDS! YOU CAN SAY 'KILL' 'DIE' BITCH' OR WHATEVER! Even 'FUCK YOU I KILL YOU ELORN FUCKMUREER! DIE YOU SHITTY BILLIONAIRE SCUM!' and you WON'T GET BANNED FOR IT! Also, if you are going to tag, DON'T BRING THAT TIKTOK WEIRD WORD CENSOR-SHIT OR WHATEVER IT IS CULTURE OVER HERE BECAUSE YOU WILL LITERALLY MAKE US ANNOYED WHEN WE ARE TRYING TO BLACKLIST CERTAIN WORDS TO CURATE OUR SPACES.

Also ALSO IF YOU TRY TO BRING YOUR SHITTY WANK (aka 'discourse) HERE WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO YELL & BLOCK YOU FROM OUR BLOG SPACE

Atsushi the Hecker

Kunikida: What are you doing? Atsushi: I’m trying to hack into the Port Mafia’s database. Kunikida: And how are you doing that? Atsushi: I’m typing “password” over and over again.


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Chapter 2. High Society

A beginner’s guide to tumblr etiquette

— How the algorithm works —

Ok so maybe that’s a misnomer. Tumblr doesn’t actually have an algorithm, and so the way all things circulate is reblogs. If you see a post that you like give it a reblog so that more people will see it.

This doesn’t mean liking the post is useless! If you like the post the op gets a notification that somebody liked their post and that would understandably make them happy. Give the post a like! It’s like giving the op a pat and going ‘Nice post!’

If you see somebody post a poem or a fanfiction or a sketch or a drawing and you think it’s nice like and reblog it! Artists struggle to circulate on here and it’s SO helpful to creators of all types!

Don’t try and get famous, you won’t. If you’re not already a content creator on another site you won’t get far with trying for fame. If you post something it will either blow up or not, it’s up to the people.

Brands don’t make it far here and neither do celebrities so the odds are we’ll push them out if they get here.

— Discorse —

Maybe you don’t like something somebody posted, maybe it’s problematic, whatever the case you don’t interact. Don’t reblog it with your opinion or even comment on the post. Block the person that posted it and move on. If they said something truly problematic (Something illegal or against the guidelines) then report them and block them.

So now let’s say you have a pet peeve about a fandom and you want to post about it. In this case let’s use a ship you hate as an example. Don’t use the main tags of the ship use a discorse tag. (they exist you just need to look a bit more.) If you don’t use a discourse tag then expect to be blocked.

— Friends? —

You reblog a post with a funny comment and somebody adds to that. You lead into a back and forth of commenting and laughing, you fallow them back, they fallow you back. This is a mutual!

When you fallow somebody and they fallow you back their your mutual. Mutuals tend to exchange dms and reblog each other’s posts. Their a generally nice thing to have and it’s like having friends that actually texts you back- *begins crying*

— What else you can do with tags —

When you reblog something and you want to comment but don’t care if more people see the what you said then put it in the tags. When somebody reblogs the post your tags will not appear under their post.

If you see somebody posted tags you like you can screenshot the tags and reblog the post with the tags you screenshoted. This is called peer review.

— If you do this I’ll maul you. —

If you repost art credit the artist but generally don’t repost art. Reblog don’t repost. If I add a funny caption though… NO! Credit the artist even if it’s a meme!

— tw ₩h@t d03$ th@t $@¥?? —

If you for whatever reason need to use a trigger warning for a post don’t censor yourself when you tag it.

When you need to use a trigger warning you should tag it with the triggering topic without censoring. Example:

Correct: #tw Suicide

Incorrect: #tw $u!¢!d3

If when you tag a trigger warning censoring the tag will prevent the people who need the trigger warning from being protected.

If you’re posting something with flashing lights don’t tag it as “#Photosensitive, #Photosensitivity, #Epilepsy” these are where photosensitive people talk about their experiences. Tag it as “#tw flashing lights” or “#flashing lights”

— Sorry, I’m cringe! —

Don’t worry about seeming cringe when you post! Tumblr is the reason cringe culture is dead, post about your empty or hated fandom! Do whatever you want! These are free lands!

More advice here!

The Roman Games be like

Dazai: I’m not suicidal, I’m just bored. Kunikida: That’s worse! Dazai: How is that worse? Kunikida: Because you’re willing to die for entertainment!


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