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He ain't wrong

Atsushi: I don’t know what to do, Akutagawa hates me.

Kyouka: Maybe you should try being nice to him.

Atsushi: I did, I complimented his coat.

Kyouka: What did you say?

Atsushi: I said it looked like a trash bag.

Kyouka: …

The Ultimate Showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs

[Verse 1] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs

[Verse 2] Atsushi was walking around Tokyo city like a big playground

When suddenly Dazai burst from the shadows and he started to frown

He threw a bomb at Atsushi who tried to dodge it on the ground

But then Akutagawa came out of nowhere and he tackled him down

[Verse 3] They started to fight and they slashed and they bit and they clawed

But before they could finish, Kunikida came on the scene

He pulled out his notebook and he wrote down a machine gun

And he fired at Akutagawa who fell to the ground with a scream

[Verse 4] But he didn’t see Chuuya sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his hat but he was just a bit too late

Chuuya grabbed him by the neck and he threw him into the sky

As Kunikida fell, he saw Ranpo below and he knew it was his fate

[Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown…

[Verse 5] Angels sang out in immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens descended Yosano

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Chuuya who fell over in pain

As Dazai crawled up to him and he tried to explain

[Verse 6] But Yosano saw through his lies and she smashed his face with her fist

And she turned around just in time to see Mori coming at her with a knife

She dodged to the side and she grabbed his arm and she twisted it with a twist

But she didn’t expect Fukuzawa to join the fray with a katana in his hand

[Verse 7] He swung his blade and he sliced Mori’s head off his shoulders

And he looked at Yosano with a smile and a nod

But then Kyoka came out of the shadows with her phone in her hand

And she pressed a button and Fukuzawa exploded into blood

[Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown…

[Bridge] The battle raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better Atsushi Nakajima in his tiger form

[Outro] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs (of Bungou Stray Dogs)

This is the ultimate showdown…

This is the ultimate showdown…

This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs

Ngl I'm waiting for Wendy's at this point.

You know you fucked up if Among Us is calling you an idiot

Emotional Damage

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You don’t deserve to be Dazai’s apprentice. Atsushi: Well, you’re mean, Akutagawa. You don’t deserve to be Dazai’s ex-apprentice. Akutagawa: How dare you! Atsushi: How dare I what? Akutagawa: How dare you… say something so accurate!

Oh Well

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Kyouka: But you’re bleeding. Akutagawa: It’s just a flesh wound. Kyouka: You’re missing an arm. Akutagawa: It’s just a flesh arm.