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Who wouldda thought‽‽ 🤯
God, I read a lot of erotic fiction, and one thing I love is the use of aphrodisiacs
Oh! Whether it's a drugging thing or a supernatural enhancer, that's good shit! Feeling as though you've been forced to lose composure and have a sex-addled brain? Please!
They all sound super intense, and yet weed, that among other sensations, also makes you feel a higher sex drive/intensity sometimes? Awesome. To my awareness (which is unreliable), weed isn't primarily suggested as being an aphrodisiac
So when weed gets me to being super fucking horny, I can't imagine what a real aphrodisiac must be like
Yo !! What if I made a Linkedin account but used it as a Tumblr blog ?
Would that be cool or what ?
“Pregnant is my favorite class. Single Mom is the best class, it’s just a prestige of the Pregnant Class”
the 1 // my tears ricochet // the last great american dynasty // august // hoax
taylor swift
i saw him from across the bar
puss ass wetty
The Ultimate Showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs
[Verse 1] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs
[Verse 2] Atsushi was walking around Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Dazai burst from the shadows and he started to frown
He threw a bomb at Atsushi who tried to dodge it on the ground
But then Akutagawa came out of nowhere and he tackled him down
[Verse 3] They started to fight and they slashed and they bit and they clawed
But before they could finish, Kunikida came on the scene
He pulled out his notebook and he wrote down a machine gun
And he fired at Akutagawa who fell to the ground with a scream
[Verse 4] But he didn’t see Chuuya sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his hat but he was just a bit too late
Chuuya grabbed him by the neck and he threw him into the sky
As Kunikida fell, he saw Ranpo below and he knew it was his fate
[Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown…
[Verse 5] Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Yosano
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Chuuya who fell over in pain
As Dazai crawled up to him and he tried to explain
[Verse 6] But Yosano saw through his lies and she smashed his face with her fist
And she turned around just in time to see Mori coming at her with a knife
She dodged to the side and she grabbed his arm and she twisted it with a twist
But she didn’t expect Fukuzawa to join the fray with a katana in his hand
[Verse 7] He swung his blade and he sliced Mori’s head off his shoulders
And he looked at Yosano with a smile and a nod
But then Kyoka came out of the shadows with her phone in her hand
And she pressed a button and Fukuzawa exploded into blood
[Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown…
[Bridge] The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better Atsushi Nakajima in his tiger form
[Outro] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs (of Bungou Stray Dogs)
This is the ultimate showdown…
This is the ultimate showdown…
This is the ultimate showdown of Bungou Stray Dogs
Guys life is great I don’t know why I was losing my shit
i got a questiun, what if oc kissed taehyung bacj in textbook love?
then that'd switch up jungkook's approach to oc but the outcome would be the same except for the argument to come with lol
they'd agree to stop with the "let's make each other jealous like we're still in middle school" shenanigans and they'd sort of be even with kissing other people after a heated argument
and tae's getting a beating 🤩
hey everyone! decided it would be fun to make a tumblr acc because my acc on pinterest got tons of traction(@thedevioussharkenthusiast) i just wanted to see if i can expand my online presence:3!! i’ve seen people repost my content and im really happy because of it and i want yall to keep doing it(credit me or dont but dont claim anything as your own) anyways have a good morning/evening<3💗
"Having a nice ass and having a fat ass is two diffrent things."
2 hour car drives are not my friend...
I FOUND COAL ITS MINE NOW HAHAHHA
I stayed here with my family for a night, and unlike most times I leave the house for the night, I actually slept!
haaaa I'm finally home! Went on a little road trip and stayed in a cute little cabin, but I'm back now! I've got a clear mind and I'm ready to make some more characters! Prepare for some super ★Wonderhoy★ new characters today!~
Why does affection and intimacy have to be seen as romantic. I crave platonic intimacy. I want to hug my friends, grab them and kiss them right on the cheek, Use their thighs as a pillow whilst I sleep, hold hands and rub my finger across their knuckles, braid their hair or do their makeup in stupid ways. Life’s too short to spend your life waiting for romantic love when you have platonic love right in front of you. I spent so much time messing around in relationships. I spent a year and 4 months dating someone who I thought I needed. Turns out that’s all stupid and I just wanted affection. I’m simply touch starved and I’m not gonna let societies views on love and affection dictate my life. Tell your friends you love them man. I’m only 16 I don’t need to find a life partner, I just want a group of tight knit friends that I can trust. I think I’ve found that and I’m done letting things fuck up my friendships.
Edit: I’m 18 now and I think this ideology has really helped me. I ended up dating a guy for a little over a year and a half but we broke up around 2 months ago and are now just best friends. I think I’m finally able to relax and focus more on my career and college and friends. The friends I mentioned are still all my friends. <3
It's funny that people look up to me. Because in reality, I am quite short. I am canonically 4'9. Most people would have to look down at me. So, please, look down at me respectfully. Thank you. Everyone after learning the truth:
