*Mic Drop*

*Mic Drop*

Fyodor: I have a gift for you, Dazai. Dazai: Really? What is it? Fyodor: It’s a book. It’s called Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Dazai: Oh, how thoughtful of you. Is it your favorite book? Fyodor: No, it’s my autobiography.

Akutagawa vs Spoon

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Gin: Brother, you can’t even handle a spoon. Akutagawa: What are you talking about? I can handle a spoon perfectly fine. Gin: Then why do you always stab yourself in the mouth when you eat soup?

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe

Kirishima: Hey, Bakugo, can I ask you something?

Bakugo: What?

Kirishima: Do you ever smile?

Bakugo: Of course I do.

Kirishima: Really? When?

Bakugo: When I see you suffer.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I smile when I see you happy.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: Please don’t cry.

The tables got defenestrated

Chuuya: What are you wearing? Dazai: Clothes. Chuuya: What kind of clothes? Dazai: The kind that cover my body. Chuuya: Be more specific. Dazai: A bandage, a coat, a shirt, a tie, a belt, pants, socks, shoes, and a hat. Chuuya: Why are you wearing a hat indoors? Dazai: Because I’m fabulous.

So apparently Reddit execs sent a message to moderators of some of the largest subreddits demanding they end the blackout and reopen or they'd replace them with new moderators.

So r/Pics re-opened…with a new rule that all pictures posted must be of John Oliver. So that subreddit is nothing but pics of John Oliver.

Like…imagine for a moment trying to use strongarm threats to enforce a course of action on the userbase of the malicious compliance website.

They ent survinving

Twitter users will not survive the winter