Meanwhile, In An Alternate Universe

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe

Kirishima: Hey, Bakugo, can I ask you something?

Bakugo: What?

Kirishima: Do you ever smile?

Bakugo: Of course I do.

Kirishima: Really? When?

Bakugo: When I see you suffer.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I smile when I see you happy.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: Please don’t cry.

And several other things

Percy: I’m not afraid of anything. Annabeth: Really? What about spiders? Percy: Okay, I’m afraid of one thing. Annabeth: And sharks? Percy: Two things. Annabeth: And heights? Percy: Three things. Annabeth: And needles? Percy: Four things. Annabeth: And clowns? Percy: Five things. Annabeth: And commitment? Percy: Hey!

The sequel to 'The tables got defenestrated'

Fyodor: Greetings, Nakahara-san. I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Chuuya: The feeling is not mutual, you psycho. Fyodor: Oh, don’t be so rude. We have so much in common, you and I. Chuuya: Like what? Fyodor: We both love Dazai. Chuuya: What? No, we don’t. I hate that bastard. Fyodor: Really? Then why do you wear his hat?

They got that Eloi-ness now.

I love that the memes and style of posting Redditors are bringing over are very Tumblr-esque but they're not quite the same, with just enough distinction they have an ever so slight different vibe to them.

It's like convergent evolution where we've both got wings but one's leathery, the other feathery, or we're both large aquatic swimmers but one has gills, the other a blowhole, and we inhabit slightly different but potentially overlapping niches.

Twitter users on the other hand evolved from us after leaving the population and are now unrecognisable.

Author vs. Book

Tanizaki: What are you reading? Dostoyevsky: Crime and Punishment. Tanizaki: Oh, I love that book. What part are you at? Dostoyevsky: The part where Raskolnikov kills the old woman with an axe. Tanizaki: That’s the beginning of the book. Dostoyevsky: I know. I’ve been reading it for three years.

aNyThInG iS fInE

Kenji: I’m hungry. Atsushi: Me too. Let’s go get some food. Kenji: Okay. What do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine. Kenji: How about sushi? Atsushi: No, not sushi. Kenji: How about ramen? Atsushi: No, not ramen. Kenji: How about pizza? Atsushi: No, not pizza. Kenji: Then what do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine.