They Ent Survinving

They ent survinving

Twitter users will not survive the winter

Ranpo is eagerly waiting for the new level.

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: I am focused. I’m just multitasking. Kunikida: Multitasking? You’re playing Candy Crush on your phone. Ranpo: And solving the case in my head. Kunikida: Really? Then tell me, who’s the culprit? Ranpo: Easy. It’s the guy with the red hat and the mole on his chin. Kunikida: How did you know that? Ranpo: I saw him on the security footage. Kunikida: Then why didn’t you say so earlier? Ranpo: Because I was busy playing Candy Crush. Duh.

Akutagawa vs Spoon

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Gin: Brother, you can’t even handle a spoon. Akutagawa: What are you talking about? I can handle a spoon perfectly fine. Gin: Then why do you always stab yourself in the mouth when you eat soup?

*Mic Drop*

Fyodor: I have a gift for you, Dazai. Dazai: Really? What is it? Fyodor: It’s a book. It’s called Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Dazai: Oh, how thoughtful of you. Is it your favorite book? Fyodor: No, it’s my autobiography.

Ouch.

Yosano: How do you feel? Naomi: I feel like I’m dying. Yosano: Don’t worry, you’re not dying. You’re just in pain. Naomi: What’s the difference? Yosano: Dying is permanent. Pain is temporary. Naomi: How temporary? Yosano: Until I heal you. Naomi: How long will that take? Yosano: As long as it takes.

aNyThInG iS fInE

Kenji: I’m hungry. Atsushi: Me too. Let’s go get some food. Kenji: Okay. What do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine. Kenji: How about sushi? Atsushi: No, not sushi. Kenji: How about ramen? Atsushi: No, not ramen. Kenji: How about pizza? Atsushi: No, not pizza. Kenji: Then what do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine.