Hats

Hats

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. Dazai: No, you don’t. You love me. Chuuya: How do you know that? Dazai: Because you’re wearing my hat. Chuuya: That’s because you stole mine, you bastard!

Iida is bad at Maths.

Uraraka: Iida, can you help me with this math problem? Iida: Sure, Uraraka. What is it? Uraraka: If I have 10 apples and I give 5 to Midoriya, how many apples do I have left? Iida: That’s easy. You have 5 apples left. Uraraka: Wrong. I have 10 apples and a date with Midoriya.

These two are dating.

Kaminari: Hey, guys, I have a joke for you. Sero: Okay, let’s hear it. Kaminari: What do you call a fish with two knees? Sero: I don’t know, what? Kaminari: A tunee fish. Sero: … Kaminari: Get it? Tunee fish. Like tuna fish, but with knees. Sero: … Kaminari: Come on, that was funny. Sero: No, it wasn’t. It was lame and stupid. Kaminari: You’re lame and stupid.

Hehehe

Rachel: I’m the Oracle of Delphi. I can see the future and speak prophecies. Apollo: I’m the god of prophecy. I can do that too, but better. Rachel: Really? Then why did you lose your powers and become a mortal? Apollo: Because Zeus was mad at me. Rachel: And why was he mad at you? Apollo: Because I… um… never mind.

#annoyed

Yaoyorozu: Jirou, can you teach me how to play the guitar? Jirou: Sure, Yaoyorozu. It’s not that hard. You just need to know the chords and the strumming patterns. Yaoyorozu: Okay, let me try. *plays a flawless rendition of Stairway to Heaven* Jirou: … Yaoyorozu: How was that? Jirou: I hate you.