The-perks-of-being-a-person - The Perks Of Being A Person

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Rachel: I’m the Oracle of Delphi. I can see the future and speak prophecies. Apollo: I’m the god of prophecy. I can do that too, but better. Rachel: Really? Then why did you lose your powers and become a mortal? Apollo: Because Zeus was mad at me. Rachel: And why was he mad at you? Apollo: Because I… um… never mind.

This totally happened

Fukuzawa: Mori, we need to talk. Mori: About what? Fukuzawa: About the fact that you kidnapped one of my agents and tried to brainwash him. Mori: Oh, that. It was just a prank, bro.

Ranpo can indeed multitask

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: I am focused. I’m just multitasking. Kunikida: Eating candy and playing video games is not multitasking. Ranpo: It is if you’re a genius like me.

Hats

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. Dazai: No, you don’t. You love me. Chuuya: How do you know that? Dazai: Because you’re wearing my hat. Chuuya: That’s because you stole mine, you bastard!

Atsu-sass

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: You’re wrong, Akutagawa. I can control it. Watch this. Akutagawa: What are you doing? Atsushi: I’m turning into a tiger. Akutagawa: That’s not control. That’s just transformation. Atsushi: Well, it’s better than nothing.