These Two Are Dating.

These two are dating.

Kaminari: Hey, guys, I have a joke for you. Sero: Okay, let’s hear it. Kaminari: What do you call a fish with two knees? Sero: I don’t know, what? Kaminari: A tunee fish. Sero: … Kaminari: Get it? Tunee fish. Like tuna fish, but with knees. Sero: … Kaminari: Come on, that was funny. Sero: No, it wasn’t. It was lame and stupid. Kaminari: You’re lame and stupid.

*pew pew*

Atsushi: I don’t think I can do this, Akutagawa-san. He’s too strong. Akutagawa: Don’t worry, Nakajima. Just remember what Dazai-san taught us. Atsushi: What did he teach us? Akutagawa: When in doubt, shoot him in the face.

Hehehe

Rachel: I’m the Oracle of Delphi. I can see the future and speak prophecies. Apollo: I’m the god of prophecy. I can do that too, but better. Rachel: Really? Then why did you lose your powers and become a mortal? Apollo: Because Zeus was mad at me. Rachel: And why was he mad at you? Apollo: Because I… um… never mind.

Leo has a surprise! pt2

Leo: Hey, guys, guess what? I made a new friend. Piper: Really? Who is it, Leo? Leo: His name is Festus. He’s a dragon. Jason: A dragon? Where did you find a dragon? Leo: In the woods. He was just lying there, all rusty and broken. So I fixed him up and gave him a name. And now he’s my buddy. Frank: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Dragons are dangerous creatures. They can breathe fire and fly and eat people. Leo: Nah, Festus is harmless. He’s a metal dragon. He doesn’t breathe fire or eat people. He just likes to fly and play and cuddle. Hazel: Cuddle? You cuddle with a dragon? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very warm and cozy. And he purrs like a kitten when I scratch his belly. Piper: Leo, that’s adorable. Jason: Leo, that’s insane.

Bakugou is Gordon Ramsay

Kirishima: Bakugou, you’re so cool and manly. How do you do it? Bakugou: It’s simple, Kirishima. I just follow three rules: One, never smile. Two, never cry. Three, never apologize. Kirishima: Wow, that’s amazing. Can I try it? Bakugou: Sure, go ahead. Kirishima: Okay. Hey, Midoriya, you’re a loser and I hate you. Midoriya: What? Kirishima, why would you say that? Kirishima: Oh no, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, please don’t cry. Bakugou: You failed.