Pickles Vs Akutagawa

Pickles vs Akutagawa

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Atsushi: You literally called me at 3 a.m. last night because you couldn’t open a jar of pickles. Akutagawa: That was a test of your loyalty.

Maths is not Ranpo's strong suit.

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in the world. No one can outsmart me. Poe: What’s 9 + 10? Ranpo: 21. Poe: … Ranpo: You’re stupid.

Cluedo, except Tanizaki is dead.

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A murder mystery game. I’ll be the detective and you’ll be the suspects. Yosano: And who will be the victim? Ranpo: Tanizaki. Tanizaki: Wait, what?

Akutagawa is a meanie

Atsushi: I’m sorry, Akutagawa-san. I didn’t mean to make you angry. Akutagawa: You should be sorry, Nakajima. You’re always getting in my way and messing up my missions. Atsushi: I know, I know. But can’t we just get along? We’re both part of the Armed Detective Agency now. Akutagawa: Don’t make me laugh. We’ll never be friends. You’re nothing but a weak and useless stray dog. Atsushi: That’s not true! I’m not weak or useless! I have a lot of potential and skills! Akutagawa: Oh, really? Name one skill you have that I don’t. Atsushi: Um…I can turn into a tiger? Akutagawa: That’s not a skill, that’s a curse.

Kyouka the Impostor.

Kyouka: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Atsushi: It’s okay, I forgive you. Kyouka: Really? Atsushi: Yes, of course. Kyouka: Thank you. *stabs Atsushi* Atsushi: Why?

Someone discovered Amazon self-defense

Kyouka: I don’t like violence. I just want to live peacefully. Akutagawa: Then why do you have a knife? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bomb? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bazooka? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense.