Pickles Vs Akutagawa

Pickles vs Akutagawa

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Atsushi: You literally called me at 3 a.m. last night because you couldn’t open a jar of pickles. Akutagawa: That was a test of your loyalty.

Oh no, Oh No, Oh no no no no no.

Kyouka: I want to be a normal girl. I don’t want to kill anyone anymore. Yosano: Don’t worry, Kyouka. You’re not a killer. You’re a sweet and innocent child. Kyouka: Really? Yosano: Yes, of course. Now, let me teach you how to use this scalpel…

Fukuzawa regrets his life decisions

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure that everyone is following the rules and behaving properly. Dazai: *sets fire to a pile of paperwork* Kunikida: *chases after a thief with a bomb* Ranpo: *eats cake while ignoring a murder case* Fukuzawa: …

Akutagawa is a meanie

Atsushi: I’m sorry, Akutagawa-san. I didn’t mean to make you angry. Akutagawa: You should be sorry, Nakajima. You’re always getting in my way and messing up my missions. Atsushi: I know, I know. But can’t we just get along? We’re both part of the Armed Detective Agency now. Akutagawa: Don’t make me laugh. We’ll never be friends. You’re nothing but a weak and useless stray dog. Atsushi: That’s not true! I’m not weak or useless! I have a lot of potential and skills! Akutagawa: Oh, really? Name one skill you have that I don’t. Atsushi: Um…I can turn into a tiger? Akutagawa: That’s not a skill, that’s a curse.

Idiots in love

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. Dazai: No, you don’t. You love me. Chuuya: Prove it. Dazai: Okay. *kisses Chuuya* Chuuya: I still hate you.

Someone discovered Amazon self-defense

Kyouka: I don’t like violence. I just want to live peacefully. Akutagawa: Then why do you have a knife? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bomb? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bazooka? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense.