Akutagawa Is A Meanie

Akutagawa is a meanie

Atsushi: I’m sorry, Akutagawa-san. I didn’t mean to make you angry. Akutagawa: You should be sorry, Nakajima. You’re always getting in my way and messing up my missions. Atsushi: I know, I know. But can’t we just get along? We’re both part of the Armed Detective Agency now. Akutagawa: Don’t make me laugh. We’ll never be friends. You’re nothing but a weak and useless stray dog. Atsushi: That’s not true! I’m not weak or useless! I have a lot of potential and skills! Akutagawa: Oh, really? Name one skill you have that I don’t. Atsushi: Um…I can turn into a tiger? Akutagawa: That’s not a skill, that’s a curse.

Fukuzawa regrets his life decisions

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure that everyone is following the rules and behaving properly. Dazai: *sets fire to a pile of paperwork* Kunikida: *chases after a thief with a bomb* Ranpo: *eats cake while ignoring a murder case* Fukuzawa: …

Chuuya is lying

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, you don’t mean that. You love me, don’t you? Chuuya: No, I don’t. Stop being so annoying. Dazai: Then why are you blushing? Chuuya: I’m not blushing, you idiot. It’s just the wine.

Maths is not Ranpo's strong suit.

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in the world. No one can outsmart me. Poe: What’s 9 + 10? Ranpo: 21. Poe: … Ranpo: You’re stupid.

Classic trope Akutagawa

Atsushi: What are you doing? Akutagawa: I’m practicing my ability. Atsushi: By throwing knives at a picture of Dazai? Akutagawa: It’s therapeutic.

Atsushi agrees. The feud continues.

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Nakahara. You can’t even control your own ability. Chuuya: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don’t need a stupid coat to use mine. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashoumon! Chuuya: It’s not Rashoumon, it’s Trashoumon.