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Mori Has Anger Issues
Mori has anger issues
Mori: I’m not evil. I’m just doing what’s best for the Port Mafia. Elise: Then why did you kill that innocent man? Mori: He was in my way. Elise: And what about that woman? Mori: She looked at me funny. Elise: And that child? Mori: He was annoying.
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Classic trope Akutagawa
Atsushi: What are you doing? Akutagawa: I’m practicing my ability. Atsushi: By throwing knives at a picture of Dazai? Akutagawa: It’s therapeutic.
Pickles vs Akutagawa
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Dazai: I have a brilliant idea. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: Hear me out. What if we… Kunikida: No. Dazai: But you haven’t even listened to it yet. Kunikida: I don’t need to. It’s a bad idea.
Atsushi agrees. The feud continues.
Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Nakahara. You can’t even control your own ability. Chuuya: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don’t need a stupid coat to use mine. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashoumon! Chuuya: It’s not Rashoumon, it’s Trashoumon.
More idiotic behaviour
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