Cluedo, Except Tanizaki Is Dead.

Cluedo, except Tanizaki is dead.

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A murder mystery game. I’ll be the detective and you’ll be the suspects. Yosano: And who will be the victim? Ranpo: Tanizaki. Tanizaki: Wait, what?

Oh no, Oh No, Oh no no no no no.

Kyouka: I want to be a normal girl. I don’t want to kill anyone anymore. Yosano: Don’t worry, Kyouka. You’re not a killer. You’re a sweet and innocent child. Kyouka: Really? Yosano: Yes, of course. Now, let me teach you how to use this scalpel…

Idiots in love

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. Dazai: No, you don’t. You love me. Chuuya: Prove it. Dazai: Okay. *kisses Chuuya* Chuuya: I still hate you.

Err. This happened?

Naomi: Hey, Tanizaki. Do you know what day it is today? Tanizaki: Um…Tuesday? Naomi: No, silly. It’s our anniversary! Tanizaki: Anniversary of what? Naomi: Of the day we met, of course! Tanizaki: But we’re siblings…

Maths is not Ranpo's strong suit.

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in the world. No one can outsmart me. Poe: What’s 9 + 10? Ranpo: 21. Poe: … Ranpo: You’re stupid.

Kunikida does not want to fail.

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I can’t help you with your homework. I have to study for my own exams. Kunikida: That’s okay, I understand. You’re a good student, Atsushi. Dazai: I can help you with your homework, Kunikida. Kunikida: No thanks, Dazai. I don’t want to fail.