Kyouka The Impostor.

Kyouka the Impostor.

Kyouka: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Atsushi: It’s okay, I forgive you. Kyouka: Really? Atsushi: Yes, of course. Kyouka: Thank you. *stabs Atsushi* Atsushi: Why?

Akutagawa and Chuuya need to go to bed.

Chuuya: I don’t care what anyone says. I’m the strongest ability user in Yokohama. Akutagawa: Ha! You wish. You’re nothing compared to me. Nakahara: Oh, really? Then why don’t you prove it? Akutagawa: Fine. Let’s fight right now. Chuuya: Bring it on. Dazai: *walks by* Hey, kids. Stop fighting and go to bed. It’s past your bedtime. Chuuya and Akutagawa: *grumble angrily*

We feel you, Kenji

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: Hungry. Yosano: No, I mean emotionally. Kenji: Hungry with feelings.

Dazai be bullying this man into loving him.

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. Dazai: No, you don’t. You love me. Chuuya: No, I don’t. I hate you. Dazai: Yes, you do. You love me. Chuuya: No, I don’t. I hate you. Dazai: Yes, you do. You love me. Chuuya: Fine, I love you. Now shut up.

Err. This happened?

Naomi: Hey, Tanizaki. Do you know what day it is today? Tanizaki: Um…Tuesday? Naomi: No, silly. It’s our anniversary! Tanizaki: Anniversary of what? Naomi: Of the day we met, of course! Tanizaki: But we’re siblings…

Someone discovered Amazon self-defense

Kyouka: I don’t like violence. I just want to live peacefully. Akutagawa: Then why do you have a knife? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bomb? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bazooka? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense.