Akutagawa And Chuuya Need To Go To Bed.

Akutagawa and Chuuya need to go to bed.

Chuuya: I don’t care what anyone says. I’m the strongest ability user in Yokohama. Akutagawa: Ha! You wish. You’re nothing compared to me. Nakahara: Oh, really? Then why don’t you prove it? Akutagawa: Fine. Let’s fight right now. Chuuya: Bring it on. Dazai: *walks by* Hey, kids. Stop fighting and go to bed. It’s past your bedtime. Chuuya and Akutagawa: *grumble angrily*

Kyouka the Impostor.

Kyouka: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Atsushi: It’s okay, I forgive you. Kyouka: Really? Atsushi: Yes, of course. Kyouka: Thank you. *stabs Atsushi* Atsushi: Why?

Kunikida does not want to fail.

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I can’t help you with your homework. I have to study for my own exams. Kunikida: That’s okay, I understand. You’re a good student, Atsushi. Dazai: I can help you with your homework, Kunikida. Kunikida: No thanks, Dazai. I don’t want to fail.

We feel you, Kenji

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: Hungry. Yosano: No, I mean emotionally. Kenji: Hungry with feelings.

Idiots in love

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. Dazai: No, you don’t. You love me. Chuuya: Prove it. Dazai: Okay. *kisses Chuuya* Chuuya: I still hate you.

Cluedo, except Tanizaki is dead.

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A murder mystery game. I’ll be the detective and you’ll be the suspects. Yosano: And who will be the victim? Ranpo: Tanizaki. Tanizaki: Wait, what?