Lovers To Enemies?

Lovers to enemies?

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, you know that? Atsushi: And you’re arrogant, what’s your point? Akutagawa: My point is that you’re weak and useless. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: Oh, really? And you can? You’re always hiding behind your coat like a coward. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashomon! It’s the most powerful ability in the world! Atsushi: Ha! More like the most annoying ability in the world. It’s always making noise and getting in the way. Akutagawa: You have no idea what you’re talking about. Rashomon is my partner and my friend. It’s loyal and obedient to me. Atsushi: Well, maybe you should get a real friend instead of a piece of cloth. Akutagawa: Maybe you should get a real ability instead of a furry costume. Atsushi: Maybe you should get a real life instead of being a jerk. Akutagawa: Maybe you should get a real brain instead of being an idiot. Atsushi: Maybe you should get a real heart instead of being a monster. Akutagawa: … Atsushi: … Akutagawa: I hate you. Atsushi: I hate you more.

Evil Poe

Ranpo: I’m bored. Poe: Do you want to play a game? Ranpo: Sure, what kind of game? Poe: A mystery game. Ranpo: Sounds fun. How do we play? Poe: I’ll give you a clue and you have to guess the culprit. Ranpo: Okay, give me a clue. Poe: The clue is… *stabs Ranpo* Ranpo: Ow! What the hell, Poe? Poe: You’re the culprit.

Loyal until the end

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me Chuuya? Mori: No. Dazai: Then no deal.

Dazai is a hopeless romantic

Chuuya: What are you wearing, Dazai? Dazai: It’s a surprise for you, Chuuya. Chuuya: It looks ridiculous. Dazai: It’s a cosplay, Chuuya. Chuuya: Of what? Dazai: Of us, Chuuya.

Chuuya is raging

Dazai: I have a brilliant plan. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: Oh yes. Kunikida: What is it this time? Dazai: We pretend to be a couple and infiltrate the Port Mafia’s secret base. Kunikida: That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. Dazai: Don’t worry, I’ve already booked a hotel room for us. Kunikida: …

reading death note rn and its so funny to me how the police chief will go 'L,, he's the most dedicated to catching kira,,, he's out there risking his life right now,,,' and then it immediately cuts to L on a date with light