Loyal Until The End

Loyal until the end

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me Chuuya? Mori: No. Dazai: Then no deal.

That urgent business is fighting Mori

Fukuzawa: Kunikida, I need you to take care of the agency for a few days. I have some urgent business to attend to. Kunikida: Of course, sir. I’ll do my best to keep everything in order. Fukuzawa: Good. And one more thing. Don’t let Dazai do anything stupid. Kunikida: Don’t worry, sir. I’ll keep an eye on him. Dazai: *from another room* Hey, Kunikida, do you want to see how many bandages I can wrap around my head before I pass out?

Rock-Paper-Scissors!

Fukuzawa: Mori, we need to talk. Mori: What is it? Fukuzawa: It’s about our agencies. They’ve been fighting too much lately. Mori: I agree. It’s getting out of hand. Fukuzawa: So, I have a proposal. How about we settle this once and for all with a game of rock-paper-scissors? Mori: Rock-paper-scissors? That’s your solution? Fukuzawa: Yes. It’s simple, fair, and effective. Mori: Fine. Let’s do it. Fukuzawa: Okay. On three. One, two, three! *They both show scissors*  Fukuzawa: … Mori: … Fukuzawa: Best two out of three?

“C’mon, mackerel! It’s all uphill from here!”

“Is that— *wheeze* —supposed to be encouraging?”

Lovers to enemies?

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, you know that? Atsushi: And you’re arrogant, what’s your point? Akutagawa: My point is that you’re weak and useless. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: Oh, really? And you can? You’re always hiding behind your coat like a coward. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashomon! It’s the most powerful ability in the world! Atsushi: Ha! More like the most annoying ability in the world. It’s always making noise and getting in the way. Akutagawa: You have no idea what you’re talking about. Rashomon is my partner and my friend. It’s loyal and obedient to me. Atsushi: Well, maybe you should get a real friend instead of a piece of cloth. Akutagawa: Maybe you should get a real ability instead of a furry costume. Atsushi: Maybe you should get a real life instead of being a jerk. Akutagawa: Maybe you should get a real brain instead of being an idiot. Atsushi: Maybe you should get a real heart instead of being a monster. Akutagawa: … Atsushi: … Akutagawa: I hate you. Atsushi: I hate you more.

reading death note rn and its so funny to me how the police chief will go 'L,, he's the most dedicated to catching kira,,, he's out there risking his life right now,,,' and then it immediately cuts to L on a date with light