the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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Omg Their Like Tribbles. Or Space Parasprites Or Gremlins O_Olll

Omg their like tribbles…. Or space parasprites… or gremlins O_Olll

…. Is there a tactic for getting rid of these things?… like using light or… something…

Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah

wasn’t there a thing about Pidge being a hoarder hahah

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7 months ago

Just as Keith started picking things up, the crystal on the device began to glow. Strange noises erupted from it.

“Oh Quiznak…” before Lance could come up with a snarky remark or hand the seemingly broken device off to Keith, a bright light emitted from it and engulfed both of them.

After a moment of blinding brightness, everything went back to normal… minus two paladins.

Lance covered his eyes with his arm, it was so bright, he thought the myths about vampires turning to dust from the sun light were going to come true.

When the light faded, he slowly blinked an eye open. Once he was sure there wasn’t anymore bright lights, he blinked his eyes a few times.

“Ok… what are the odds something bad didn’t happen from that?”

Then he looked around and his eyes grew as big as dinner plates.

“Uhhh. Keith?…. Please tell me we ended up in the garden habitat on the castleship.”😰

Upon looking around, he found that they were in a huge forest.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

Lance laughs maniacally. “Gotcha! Hahaha ^,.,^”

Though while they were messing around, a box gets knocked off the shelf and its contents spill onto the floor.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

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7 months ago

“Dude, have you ever played video games?! Pokemon! Gotta catch um all?!” When he didn’t get a confirmation that Keith knew what he was talking about lance sighed. Then he began getting into an in depth explanation on what pokemon was and that somehow they were in the game. Or at least a real life version of the video game.

“All these animal around us are pokemon. They’re this worlds version of animals except they are animals that can fight against each other to get stronger. Trainers have their pokemon fight in pokemon battles and wow I just realized that this is sounding a lot like animal fights which is really messed up… I have a lot of questionable morals to think about…”

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

Lance laughed like a kid who just got their first scare on Halloween. Which he practically did XD

He grinned from ear to ear cheekily as he took his phone and snapped a pic of hunks shocked expression. You can tell he wasn’t sorry.

“Got you good didn’t I? Lol what were you reading? A thriller? Did I scare you just as the murderer came in to attack the main character? Hehehe”

Lance Laughed Like A Kid Who Just Got Their First Scare On Halloween. Which He Practically Did XD

Drops in, hangs upside down in front of hunk and gives a boop on the nose.

“Boop!” :3

Had it been anyone other than Lance, Hunk would have gotten a severe heart attack and flown from his seat. Seeing as this was Lance and a boop on the nose, Hunk only NEARLY got a heart attack and tossed the book he had been reading clear across the room. "GYAH!"


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