the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO! 😆

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!
HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!
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7 months ago

……… Keith’s wolf better not do that to me -__-lll

(Will be keeping a can of purifying salt next to my bed… and a cross, some holy water, a few parchment papers, a smudge stick…)

Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.

Can Lance get an exorcism? Can he p l e a s e  get an exorcism.


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7 months ago

Lance laughs maniacally. “Gotcha! Hahaha ^,.,^”

Though while they were messing around, a box gets knocked off the shelf and its contents spill onto the floor.ďżź

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

“Dude, have you ever played video games?! Pokemon! Gotta catch um all?!” When he didn’t get a confirmation that Keith knew what he was talking about lance sighed. Then he began getting into an in depth explanation on what pokemon was and that somehow they were in the game. Or at least a real life version of the video game.

“All these animal around us are pokemon. They’re this worlds version of animals except they are animals that can fight against each other to get stronger. Trainers have their pokemon fight in pokemon battles and wow I just realized that this is sounding a lot like animal fights which is really messed up… I have a lot of questionable morals to think about…”

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

As the music starts to reach its climax, Lance very stealthily and slowly sneaks up behind Keith. He’s right behind Keith now, arms outstretched and ready to strike.

when the music finally hits the climax, Lance strikes!

“RAAGHH!!!”

He grabs Keith in a “gotcha!” Hug, blowing raspberries into Keith’s neck.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

Playing LOZ four swords with my cousin.

Playing LOZ Four Swords With My Cousin.

Let me tell you about that one time in the game where my cousin and I were swarmed by enemy soldiers and the only way out was to fight them.

Well we didn’t end up doing that. My cousin picked me up, threw me at the enemy and shouted “HERE! TAKE THE GIRL! LEAVE ME ALONE!” And ran.

The enemy swarmed and killed me. When I respawned, I glared at my cousin and said “you son of a bitch…”

Then I got my revenge by picking him up and throwing him in a bottomless pit.

Over. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤

And over. ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤

And over till his hearts ran out. ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 😵 game over

That’ll teach him not to TK me. (team kill) 😠


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