the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO! šŸ˜†

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!
HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!
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1 year ago

Omg their like tribbles…. Or space parasprites… or gremlins O_Olll

…. Is there a tactic for getting rid of these things?… like using light or… something…

Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah
Wasnt There A Thing About Pidge Being A Hoarder Hahah

wasn’t there a thing about Pidge being a hoarder hahah


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1 year ago

Can you imagine this happening between Lance and Keith? XD

Lance: you’re the hottest boyfriend I’ve ever had! 😚

Keith: I’m your husband. 🤨

Lance: OMG! THATS AWSOME! šŸ˜„

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1 year ago

….. I wonder what would happen if I tried this on Keith…

#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge

#WhatTheFluffChallenge

It doesn’t work if your wolf can teleport

(and also loves you enough to have you saved as a warp point)


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1 year ago

Woke up at 2 am in the morning to get some blood from the kitchen, saw this and darn near had a heart attack. I was screaming so loud. Woke up the whole castle.

ā€œDAMMIT KEITH! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF! DON’T JUST STAND THERE STARING AT ME LIKE A CREEP! DX<ā€œ

Stupid galra werewolves and their reflective eyes!

GUESS Who Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Draw This Because He Couldnt Stop Laughing At His Own
GUESS Who Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Draw This Because He Couldnt Stop Laughing At His Own

GUESS who got up in the middle of the night to draw this because he couldn’t stop laughing at his own terrible tweets


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1 year ago

ā€œUm…. Yeah.. that.. that pretty much sums it up. And makes it sound real bad…but it’s not as bad as it’s made out to be! Your like a personal coach, a trainer and your training animals to be stronger, better versions of themselves. In the anime, ash trained his pokemon and some of them went to off to do great things that they couldn’t do before. Bulbasaur became a peace keeper for the pokemon at prof. Oak’s lab. Squirtle rejoined his fellow squirtle and became local firefighters. Charizard joined other charizards of his kind to train at the charisific valley to become the strongest toughest charizard there is. And butterfree evolved from a caterpie so it could meet his girlfriend in a mating flock and go migrate to have babies. All the pokemon go through personal growths in their training to become a better version of themselves and get to do greater things.ā€ Lance hopes this makes better sense to Keith. He didn’t want this game he grew up on to be some kind of bad influence and send bad messages.ļæ¼

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie ā€œjawsā€ fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

ā€œLance? What’s that sound?ā€


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