As The Music Starts To Reach Its Climax, Lance Very Stealthily And Slowly Sneaks Up Behind Keith. Hes

As the music starts to reach its climax, Lance very stealthily and slowly sneaks up behind Keith. He’s right behind Keith now, arms outstretched and ready to strike.

when the music finally hits the climax, Lance strikes!

“RAAGHH!!!”

He grabs Keith in a “gotcha!” Hug, blowing raspberries into Keith’s neck.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Lance wanted to bang his head on a tree. This is a whole lot of game/anime lore to explain.

“It is a game but they also made an anime spin off of the game with characters for the audience to relate to. And somehow we must have ended up in an alternate universe where this pokemon world exists.” Then Lance remembered. “ oh shit! Wait how’d we get here again?! That device was responsible right? Where is it?” Lance looks around to try to find where it went.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Lance: I’m driving. I’ll ALWAYS BE DRIVING! Im never letting you behind the wheel as long as I live!

Keith: (rolls his eyes) you already drive me crazy so why not.

Voltron: hitchhiking and cars

Lance is hitchhiking his way down the road and hears a vehicle coming. He puts out his thumb intending to thumb a ride. But as he watches the vehicle approach (which was a hovercraft), it starts doing all kinds of swerving, skidding, spinning and other kinds of crazy stunts that would make you think he was losing control and was going to crash. At one point Lance thought the driver was really gonna flip over and crash!

But then the driver in the hovercraft comes to a screeching halt right next to him, takes off his googles and smiles at Lance.

“Need a ride? 🙂”

Lance stares frozen for a moment, eye twitching, then pulls his thumb back, turns and walks away.

“No thanks! I’ll catch the next ride!” 😰

The driver watches him walk off with a confused look then shrugs and drives off.

A while later Lance finally reaches his destination, which was the garrison.

He walks up to the instructor he was assigned to and salutes.

Lance: afternoon sir! I’m here.

Shiro: ah! Lance was it? Glad you made it. though you got here a little later then expected.

Lance: yeah, sorry. I walked here.

Shiro: you walked all the way here from the city?!

Lance: yep.

Shiro: you didn’t try catching a ride?

Lance: oh believe me, I DID! A guy even stopped for me.

shiro: then what happened?

Lance: I saw the way that crazy demon psycho driver was driving his hovercraft and decided I was safer walking! 😓

Shiro: there was someone driving recklessly on the way here to the garrison?

Lance: yep.

Shiro: in a hovercraft?

Lance: yep.

Shiro: what did he look like?

Lance: dark eyes, pale skin, stupid looking black mullet.

The gears in shiro’s head started to turn and he happened to glance at someone he knew walking towards them from the hangers.

Shiro: did he happen to be wearing a black shirt and jeans and a red jacket?

Lance: yeah! How’d you know?!

Shiro: call it a hunch. HAY KEITH!

Shiro greets the figure approaching them.

Keith: hay shiro!

Lance turns around, takes one look at Keith and shouts.

Lance: YOU! 😠

Keith: oh hay it’s you. So this was where you were going.

Lance: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU PSYCHO?!

Shiro: you two have met?

Keith: he’s the hitchhiker I told you about earlier.

Shiro: oh! So your the dumb idiot who turns down rides after thumbing for um!

Lance gapped offendedly. Then shiro turns to Keith.

Shiro: and your the crazy demon psycho driver lol XD

Keith cocks an eye brow then looks at lance.

Keith: what’s wrong with my driving?

Lance: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! The way you drive, I’d be safer riding a blind horse!

shiro covered his mouth to hide a snicker.

Shiro: lol anyway, once you two get settled in your dorms, you’ll be reporting to your first exercise drill. students will be partnered with one another. one of you will be driving the dune buggy while the other shoots targets.

Lance: sounds great! Just as long as I don’t have to deal with THIS guy’s psychotic driving.

Shiro: lol then you’re not gonna like what I’m gonna say next. You two are actually going to be partnered together.

They both have to cover their ears for what comes out of Lance’s mouth next.

Lance: WHAT?! ARE YOU FRICKIN KIDDING ME?! YOU CAN’T SERIOUSLY BE TELLING ME THAT YOUR GOING TO PAIR ME UP WITH THIS ROAD DEMON!

Keith: I’m not that bad jeez! Will you calm down!

Lance: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET YOUR LICENSE IN THE FIRST PLACE?! WAIT! DON’T TELL ME! You terrified your driving instructor so much that he promised to pass you if you just let him out of the car alive!

At this, shiro bursts out laughing. The image of a terrified instructor climbing out of the car quickly after Keith comes to a screeching halt was too funny an image. There’s no way he could keep a straight face.

And the ironic part was, he could totally see that happening.

Lance did beg and plead with the instructors to switch him with another partner but they didn’t budge on their decision and Lance was forced to resign himself to the fact that he was going to die young.

The next day, everyone reported to the dune buggy hanger.

Lance came prepared.

Keith looked over at the Cuban as he approached, dressed in padded gear. knee guards, arm guards, shin guards, shoulder pads, elbow pads, a cup (you never know), chest guard, a helmet. Lance went all out. He was not taking any chances with Keith.

Keith looked Lance up and down, then gave him an unamused look.

Keith: really? Are you serious?

Lance: AS A HEART ATTACK! Which is where I’m headed after getting into a vehicle with you!

Keith palmfaces and groans.

Keith: omg I’m not going to kill you! I swear to you that I have never once crashed ever.

Lance: YET! That can change very easily and I’m not taking the chance. I might as well say goodbye to my brown hair cause it’s gonna turn white after riding with you.

Keith scoffed and rolled his eyes as he climbs into their dune buggy. Lance follows reluctantly and they start their training exercise.

Fortunately, they make it through it without crashing, much to Lance’s relief.

Keith climbs out cringing as he clears his ear with a finger.

Keith: you know, maybe you were onto something with that being prepared nonsense. Cause next exercise, I’m bringing earplugs! DX<

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Plot twist for all you klance fans. Keith was doing all those crazy stunts to try and impress Lance. His not very subtle way to flirt. But it backfired and now Lance is terrified of getting into the same vehicle as him lol XD

Keith: I was just trying to show off! I thought maybe I could impress him and pick up a date for the cadet ball!

Shiro pats him on the back.

Shiro: Keith, I’m gonna have to teach you how to properly flirt with people. My first advice for you: no daredevil stunts. You’re trying to woo him, not scare him.

Keith: and your second advice? Is it still possible for me to win him over?

Shiro: ….. candy and flowers?… and a promise not to drive you both to the ball?

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This idea was inspired by this video ->link<-

I was watching this video as the-vampire-lance and got this funny idea in my head about hitchhiking and thumbing a ride with this guy lol XD

Team Voltron supporting breast cancer awareness.

… so i was curious

(+ a gorgeous man)

What’s this?! A pony tail?!

NOPE! Put that mullet back right now!

you know he’d miss it

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO! 😆