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As The Music Starts To Reach Its Climax, Lance Very Stealthily And Slowly Sneaks Up Behind Keith. Hes
As the music starts to reach its climax, Lance very stealthily and slowly sneaks up behind Keith. He’s right behind Keith now, arms outstretched and ready to strike.
when the music finally hits the climax, Lance strikes!
“RAAGHH!!!”
He grabs Keith in a “gotcha!” Hug, blowing raspberries into Keith’s neck.
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”
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so i heard lance got a sword
Playing LOZ four swords with my cousin.

Let me tell you about that one time in the game where my cousin and I were swarmed by enemy soldiers and the only way out was to fight them.
Well we didn’t end up doing that. My cousin picked me up, threw me at the enemy and shouted “HERE! TAKE THE GIRL! LEAVE ME ALONE!” And ran.
The enemy swarmed and killed me. When I respawned, I glared at my cousin and said “you son of a bitch…”
Then I got my revenge by picking him up and throwing him in a bottomless pit.
Over. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
And over. ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
And over till his hearts ran out. ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 😵 game over
That’ll teach him not to TK me. (team kill) 😠
….. I wonder what would happen if I tried this on Keith…





#WhatTheFluffChallenge
It doesn’t work if your wolf can teleport
(and also loves you enough to have you saved as a warp point)
“Um…. Yeah.. that.. that pretty much sums it up. And makes it sound real bad…but it’s not as bad as it’s made out to be! Your like a personal coach, a trainer and your training animals to be stronger, better versions of themselves. In the anime, ash trained his pokemon and some of them went to off to do great things that they couldn’t do before. Bulbasaur became a peace keeper for the pokemon at prof. Oak’s lab. Squirtle rejoined his fellow squirtle and became local firefighters. Charizard joined other charizards of his kind to train at the charisific valley to become the strongest toughest charizard there is. And butterfree evolved from a caterpie so it could meet his girlfriend in a mating flock and go migrate to have babies. All the pokemon go through personal growths in their training to become a better version of themselves and get to do greater things.” Lance hopes this makes better sense to Keith. He didn’t want this game he grew up on to be some kind of bad influence and send bad messages.
Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.
The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.
Dundun…… dundun dundun….
Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.
He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.
He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.
“Lance? What’s that sound?”