the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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Playing LOZ Four Swords With My Cousin.

Playing LOZ four swords with my cousin.

Playing LOZ Four Swords With My Cousin.

Let me tell you about that one time in the game where my cousin and I were swarmed by enemy soldiers and the only way out was to fight them.

Well we didn’t end up doing that. My cousin picked me up, threw me at the enemy and shouted “HERE! TAKE THE GIRL! LEAVE ME ALONE!” And ran.

The enemy swarmed and killed me. When I respawned, I glared at my cousin and said “you son of a bitch…”

Then I got my revenge by picking him up and throwing him in a bottomless pit.

Over. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤

And over. ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤

And over till his hearts ran out. ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 😵 game over

That’ll teach him not to TK me. (team kill) 😠

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….. I wonder what would happen if I tried this on Keith…

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It doesn’t work if your wolf can teleport

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1 year ago

As the music starts to reach its climax, Lance very stealthily and slowly sneaks up behind Keith. He’s right behind Keith now, arms outstretched and ready to strike.

when the music finally hits the climax, Lance strikes!

“RAAGHH!!!”

He grabs Keith in a “gotcha!” Hug, blowing raspberries into Keith’s neck.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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1 year ago

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… so i was curious

(+ a gorgeous man)


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1 year ago

Lance was about to respond when he saw a really big bird fly between them and land on a branch on a tree nearby. It looked like a very big version of a sparrow. Then it chirped “pidgy! ^v^”

“Keith… I don’t think we’re in the castleship anymore…” 😰

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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1 year ago

Lance laughs maniacally. “Gotcha! Hahaha ^,.,^”

Though while they were messing around, a box gets knocked off the shelf and its contents spill onto the floor.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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