Lance Was About To Respond When He Saw A Really Big Bird Fly Between Them And Land On A Branch On A Tree

Lance was about to respond when he saw a really big bird fly between them and land on a branch on a tree nearby. It looked like a very big version of a sparrow. Then it chirped “pidgy! ^v^”

“Keith… I don’t think we’re in the castleship anymore…” 😰

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Omg you’re right!

That girl is too pure for her own good.

they stupidly trusted her with their food! She literally could have just poisoned them!

Oh but then Disney couldn’t make a movie of it. It’s a rule that The heroin can’t do villainous things.

And what kind of message would that teach young girls who look up to their Disney princesses?

Well ain’t that a dilemma… get your freedom by murder or innocently wait for your prince to come rescue you?

….. well there is always the third option… go it shrek style! Or Garfield style.

Personally I’d drug them and mail them to Abu Dhabi…. Right after striping them to their underwear and tattooing facial hair and the word “loser” to their faces.😈

What’s this?! A pony tail?!

NOPE! Put that mullet back right now!

you know he’d miss it

….. I wonder what would happen if I tried this on Keith…

#WhatTheFluffChallenge

It doesn’t work if your wolf can teleport

(and also loves you enough to have you saved as a warp point)

Playing LOZ four swords with my cousin.

Let me tell you about that one time in the game where my cousin and I were swarmed by enemy soldiers and the only way out was to fight them.

Well we didn’t end up doing that. My cousin picked me up, threw me at the enemy and shouted “HERE! TAKE THE GIRL! LEAVE ME ALONE!” And ran.

The enemy swarmed and killed me. When I respawned, I glared at my cousin and said “you son of a bitch…”

Then I got my revenge by picking him up and throwing him in a bottomless pit.

Over. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤

And over. ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤

And over till his hearts ran out. ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 😵 game over

That’ll teach him not to TK me. (team kill) 😠

What other kind of sword is there Keith? >:3

so i heard lance got a sword