Fucking A Clown And You Put Your Dick In And Everything's Going Great, But As Soon As You Try To Pull

fucking a clown and you put your dick in and everything's going great, but as soon as you try to pull out of that clussy your cock just keeps getting longer and longer until you have just meters worth of dick lying in a mess on the bed and aw man I have to stop writing this post because I realised it's definitely someone's real kink and I can't handle the pressure of finishing this post in a satisfying way. wait nevermind I got it. you finally reach the end and the tip of your penis has become a beautiful bouquet of plastic roses that squirt water when you sniff them. except the water is. well. you know.

so hazbin hotel has been rotating in my brain anyway here’s some low quality memes I made to torment my roommate

and then for shits and giggles because I am not immune to propaganda

and there’s another

anyway thanks for stopping by lmao

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

I’ve been saying I don’t want kids, don’t want to date, don’t want to get married since I was like, five. I’m still getting told I’ll change my mind and I’m a grown ass woman now. Quit this shit for the love of everything

stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind