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fucking a clown and you put your dick in and everything's going great, but as soon as you try to pull out of that clussy your cock just keeps getting longer and longer until you have just meters worth of dick lying in a mess on the bed and aw man I have to stop writing this post because I realised it's definitely someone's real kink and I can't handle the pressure of finishing this post in a satisfying way. wait nevermind I got it. you finally reach the end and the tip of your penis has become a beautiful bouquet of plastic roses that squirt water when you sniff them. except the water is. well. you know.

RAHHHH!!! LOOK!!! LOOK AT THIS NOW!!! I WORKED HARD!!!

So basically! Imagine after MW3, they gatta go through his stuff and get rid of it.. and (yes i know they didn't go to hs together just let me have this) they find some old photo from high school Johnny kept, though, over the years, it seems to have burned and tattered quite a bit...

(Alr version under the cut)

Please- i spent like 8 hours total on this, also fun fact! They would have graduated in 2004! (I did the maths)

(Also shut up about Soaps arm, im no good at perspective yet and im proud of it-)

Brown is like that color of the sky post.

When someone has brown eyes, it could be like sunshine through a glass of whiskey, or dark enough to stare and find an eternity of night. Both come with a sudden realization, and once you notice, it's hard to pull away your glance. It could be a shade that warms you slightly every time you look, with just a taste of spice mixed in; or maybe a cooler brown that just makes you feel safe because it reminds you of that time your dad took you out for ice cream.

Brown is the color of dirt, where death and life so intricately intertwine. It's the color of trees that house birds and reach for the sky. It's nature's favorite because the shades blend in together just a little too well, until that brown-scaled snake is ready to strike its unsuspecting prey.

Brown is the color of hair. It makes blondes look brighter and reds look deeper and blacks more detailed. In a full head of brown, it's a million shades in a million strands coming together to make you.

Brown is the color of skin. Each shade carries a unique story that deserves to be heard. Each shade is uniquely beautiful. Each shade can mix with birth marks and vertilligo and stretch marks and scars and freckles, nature's amazing tatoos that come with stories of their own. Brown is the color of my friends, and I light up every time I see it.

So yes, brown is underrated. I love it. Everyone should because, because no matter which brown of the infinite browns out there it is, it feels like home.

brown is an underrated color.

Brown is like that color of the sky post.

When someone has brown eyes, it could be like sunshine through a glass of whiskey, or dark enough to stare and find an eternity of night. Both come with a sudden realization, and once you notice, it's hard to pull away your glance. It could be a shade that warms you slightly every time you look, with just a taste of spice mixed in; or maybe a cooler brown that just makes you feel safe because it reminds you of that time your dad took you out for ice cream.

Brown is the color of dirt, where death and life so intricately intertwine. It's the color of trees that house birds and reach for the sky. It's nature's favorite because the shades blend in together just a little too well, until that brown-scaled snake is ready to strike its unsuspecting prey.

Brown is the color of hair. It makes blondes look brighter and reds look deeper and blacks more detailed. In a full head of brown, it's a million shades in a million strands coming together to make you.

Brown is the color of skin. Each shade carries a unique story that deserves to be heard. Each shade is uniquely beautiful. Each shade can mix with birth marks and vertilligo and stretch marks and scars and freckles, nature's amazing tatoos that come with stories of their own. Brown is the color of my friends, and I light up every time I see it.

So yes, brown is underrated. I love it. Everyone should because, because no matter which brown of the infinite browns out there it is, it feels like home.

brown is an underrated color.

My copy of KEY is still in Kansas. I reached out to FedEx and Her Interactive, and haven’t gotten an answer from either of them.

I’m not getting my game, am I?

Tho are they really intrusive thoughts if the man enjoys them

Arthur having that dawg in him:

"It's a skill issue."

"Maybe I really am the grandspawn of Satan."

hi my name is jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute london and i work with a bunch of people named after horror writers (that's how i got my name). i have long ebony black hair with grey streaks that reaches my mid-back and warm soft tired beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow and a lot of people tell me i look like the saddest most tired poorest little meow meow in the whole world. i'm not related to martin blackwood but i wish i was because he's a major fucking hottie. i'm an avatar of the beholding but my eyes are up here. i'm also an archivist and i work at the magnus institute in england where i am subjected to the horrors (i'm somewhere between 28-30 but i tell everyone i'm at least 36). i'm incomprehensible (in case you couldn't tell) and i wear mostly martin's clothes. i love martin and i steal all my clothes from him. for example today i was wearing a cable knit jumper with a soft crocheted open cardigan over it with yet another looser sweater over that. i also wore a long skirt and some sort of comfy old man loafers. i was walking around london looking for someone's trauma to eat. the sky was raining tears from all of the eyes up there which i was very guilty about. a lot of other fear avatars stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.

Oh look, another art piece-

He a little confused, but he got the spirit

WOO! After getting confirmation on details about the character, I finally allowed myself to draw this! It was originally going to be a mini comic, but I just decided to draw the last panel with a lot more detail.

Blue belongs to @creatively-cosmic. They have an Ask Blog by the name of @themissingnumbers, so go check them out! Their content is great!

Aster belongs to me.

[Extras and whatnot below the cut!]

[Extra Bonus!:

If you actually looked under the cut, you get to be blessed with a little nugget of information about Aster!

Aster doesn’t know jack about sexuality or gender identity (don’t worry, he’s learning!) But what he does know are the colors! Aster can tell you what colors or flag represents which sexuality/gender—but he couldn’t actually tell you about them. He doesn’t know what each of them mean.

Lots of people in his life and around his home have little desk flags or wear pins with different gender identities or sexuality’s on them, so he knows that it isn’t a bad thing. He thinks all the colors are pretty and unique and should be supported and celebrated!]

[Also, for those curious, here’s the symbolism for each flower. I wasn’t the most confident in drawing some of them, but I did my best to pick good ones!:

Blue Morning Glory: Encouragement, Power, Enduring Love

Pink Roses: Appreciation, Recognition, Happiness

White Daffodil: Rebirth, Good Fortune, Resilience.]

So basically,

I'm not sorry--

I really just had to draw this. I love little Steven so much, he's precious. So here are a BUNCH of Stevens I love and adore! I've also hidden a few AU cameos in here!

Can you spot the AU babies? @ask-whitepearl-and-steven | @twiniverse | @declineofmysanity | @lab-raised-steven | and several of my own @su-inverted-au