The only thing minor about meis my minor inferiority complex. But HAY, life like me, is growth in progress🤙🏼🌱“be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you.”~1 Peter 3:15 + Ether 12:4 AKA Ima let Jesus handle it because if I handle it something's going to end up on fire
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Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines
Just chatting with my parents and my little niece at Sunday dinner, talking about how the small fry is getting one of those “phone watches” for her birthday maybe this year, and as such needed my number. I, thinking I’m the very cool suave auntie that I am, look at my niece and say with a barely concealed grin, “Yeah I’m reading through the book of Numbers in the Bible right now, and just realized I didn’t have yours.”
My niece of course very graciously giggled most insanely at my clever line while I glanced up to see my mother slowly drop her head into her hands, all the while muttering with a slight groan, “Maybe I should hug you more and you stop using that pickup line.” To which I respond that that line has actually gotten me more phone numbers than anything else I’ve used. My mother proceeded to just further shrink into herself with second hand embarrassment. All in a good days work, my friends 🤔🫡😎✌🏼✨
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