BABYGIRL SUPREME

BABYGIRL SUPREME

so I asked a friend to give some drivers fanfiction tropes based solely on looks and uh yeah…

Charles: Hey you know how Kimi is Antonio's grid dad?

Pierre: Yeah?

Charles: And how they say that Antonio is Jesus?

Pierre: Where the hell are you going with this?

Charles: Does that make Kimi God or Joseph?

Pierre: Okay I don't think Joseph would survive only drinking Vodka for 16 days. He's God.

Pierre: Hey I just wanna inform you guys that Charles just watched Dahmer and is really loving it so maybe don't make him mad anytime soon. Just be careful.

Lando: Understood!

Carlos: Got it! but I feel like we should be telling someone else as well. but who am I forgetting??

Alex: Well if you're forgetting then it must not be important.

Carlos: You're right!

*Meanwhile in Ferrari*

Mattia: *sweating bullets just trying to make coffee*

Charles: *standing in the corner of the kitchen staring at him while sharpening a knife*

Lewis: *Playing with Roscoe* Good Boy!

Kevin: Oh, you taught him some tricks! Yeah, my Golden Retriever knows a couple of tricks, too!

Lewis: Really? Is he here?

Kevin: Yeah Hold on! Mick! Come here Boy!

Mick: *Runs over and gets a head pat from Kevin* : )

Kevin: Speak Mick!

Mick: Hi!

Kevin: *Holds out his hand* Shake my hand!

Mick: *Shakes his hand* : )

Lewis: ...

It will never be like it used to

Chestappen trying so hard to be Martian, they could never! Martian was volatile and toxic FROM THE GET GO! Before they were even teammates Mark was already insulting Seb. Meanwhile we got Chestappen who's relationship started with a game of gay chicken. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PIERSTEBAN! Brocedes were fighting for WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, these two will be fighting for P8, P5 at best

Dennis: *comes home and sees Arthur drawing Pentagrams*

Dennis: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!

Arthur: I'm satanizing the house like you said!

Dennis: Sanitize! I SAID SANITIZE NOT SATANIZE!!

Arthur: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I'M FRENCH!!!

*Charles waking up in cold sweat halfway across the world*

Charles: *Panting* I feel a disturbance in the force