No, But This Is So Real! A Big Factor In Whether Or Not Im Attracted To Someone Is How They Smell, And

No, but this is so real! A big factor in whether or not I’m attracted to someone is how they smell, and hoo boy if they smell nice and they get close to me I’m never sure if I’ll survive the experience

you ever get gay aggression? i have been talking to this girl for a bit now and have been going feral every time i see her. we hug every time we greet each other and i deadass just feel like an animal smelling this bitch's perfume. here is how the conversation went:

her: "omg hi" *hugs*

me: "hi lol" *inhales aggressively like my life depends on it*

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! MY BRAIN JUST FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITS ANYTIME IM IN THE PERFUME DOME SEND HELP JESUS CHRIST

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

I love this immensely

America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

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You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.