Reblogging To Read Later

Reblogging to read later

You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.

And even if it is your native language, you’ll still have an accent! There’s so much variety in how people speak the same language, down (past Boston, London, Appalachian, Scottish, etc.) to the individual person, and that’s beautiful.

Controversial opinion of the day: It’s okay to have accents. It’s not your native language. If they make fun of you that’s messed up.

Worst way to make pasta. Go

Lick the noodles until soft, squeeze tomato juice over it.

I don’t know what else he may have done, but for this I consider him a hero worth remembering. Rest in peace, Milton Diamond.

Pour one out for a real one.

Absolutely in awe, love the correlation of Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde

billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^

No, but this is so real! A big factor in whether or not I’m attracted to someone is how they smell, and hoo boy if they smell nice and they get close to me I’m never sure if I’ll survive the experience

you ever get gay aggression? i have been talking to this girl for a bit now and have been going feral every time i see her. we hug every time we greet each other and i deadass just feel like an animal smelling this bitch's perfume. here is how the conversation went:

her: "omg hi" *hugs*

me: "hi lol" *inhales aggressively like my life depends on it*

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! MY BRAIN JUST FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITS ANYTIME IM IN THE PERFUME DOME SEND HELP JESUS CHRIST