Nah Man, Then Why Are All The Dogs Still Here?!

Nah man, then why are all the dogs still here?!

Maybe the rapture already happened but nobody was actually a good enough person to be taken away.

LES GO GUYS/GALS/PEOPLE

I’ll just leave this here

Please don’t lose track of your children in the pool area! I know it’s a bit difficult if they’re splashing and moving around, but the thing is, if you don’t watch them, we can’t ever really be sure who their parents are because our eyes are on the water, not on you. And as horrible as it sounds, they could be kidnapped. So while you tan, be sure to bring your glasses, and keep and eye on your small children. 😬👍

And this whole post started as me just wanting my dad to come home when he’s supposed to, and venting about what the skipper told him was happening (theoretically, if they were to return home early) But then you had to go on and start with the name calling, and just unwise remarks. So maybe for future reference, if it’s not constructive, as your accusations of me being a clown in a disgraceful way, then maybe keep your trap shut and let people go about their business. So really-

Hey, real fuckin quick:

My dad is in the military, Navy to be specific. He is out at sea right now. He and my mom had been messaging back and forth for a while, so when she asked if he was coming home (jokingly) he said, even if they were turning the ship around, the tugboats would have to pull them into dock.

But the thing is, he’s supposed to be coming home soon in the first place, before Trumps shit show.

The Tugboat workers are federal employees, who, because of the government shit down( my phone auto corrected from ‘shut’ to ‘shit’, but I saw no real difference, so we’re keeping it.) aren’t working. But my point is, someone else’s mom or dad in the Navy/Military can’t come home right now because the federal workers aren’t there. And damnit, I miss my dad, and I’m sure there are plenty of kids and teens who miss their parents too.

So if Trump doesn’t get his shit together and take control of his fucking party, bitch, imma go to DC myself and fuck some shit up. Because if the tugboats aren’t being operated, he and the crew will have to sit somewhere in the water off shore, and wait for who-knows-how-long. And just for a heads up to anyone who didn’t know, regular military workers like my dad, aren’t getting paid till this is over.

And honestly, it’s fucking despicable how CHIP and DACA (two amazing, life saving programs) are being held hostage by Mich McCoward and the other republican representatives. Fuck them. Honestly. They could have funded either of those at any given time, but they didn’t because they want to hold a part of the American population hostage unless their wishes to deport Mexican-American citizens are met.

I really fucking hate the American political system right now. And I don’t see why any reasonable person would approve of anything the Republicans are trying to pull right now.

Y’all the Jonas Brothers are gonna reunite because they know the world needs a boy band to love while One Direction is on a break.

Parents of young children (more specifically, young boys): please teach them about what boobs are, so we avoid situations in which the female guards are wearing bikini tops in the pool during the break, while a young man stares at them stuttering ‘b-bbbb-bbb-bbbbb...BOOOOOBBBBBS’ while backing away into the arms of his elder friends.

This has been a P.S.A from a very recent experience.