A Surprise, To Be Sure.

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The positive part about being the lifeguard is learning all the kids names. That way they don’t feel so attacked when you call them out.

‘Ayyo John, I been telling you to stop running my man.’

‘Hey Aiden, could you stop doing that for a minute.’

‘Molly, sweetie I’m gonna need you to stop splashing me for a minute.’

I don’t want the kids to be afraid of me. If there’s a problem, or they aren’t feeling right, I want them to be comfortable enough to tell me. And if I’m just the ‘mean lifeguard’ they’re not gonna come to me when they have a problem.

Despite what I put up on this blog, I do enjoy my job, and nearly everyone that comes in. I’m not this mean irl, but these are my inner thoughts (sometimes outer words) on being in my work environment.

If you bring us food, you can get away with just about anything at the pool, but you ain’t hear it from me.

Trick jump? I mean, it looked like a fancy cannon ball to me.

Unscheduled birthday party? Nah, y’all just came in and happened to bring birthday food.

Murder? I ain’t see it.

I was to focused on the pizza y’all brought me on that pool break.

I actively go out of my way to save a bee in my pool. Like, it happened at least once a day, cause they’re everywhere, and they’re cute, and I feel so happy when they recover and fly away to go make that bread. I just look at them like-

Yes, you go pollinate them flowers.

how do u actually save bees?