All The Dates And Deadlines You Need To Know Before Voting In The 2018 Midterm Elections

All the dates and deadlines you need to know before voting in the 2018 Midterm Elections

what the hell is going on in this country?!

All lifeguards are mermaids. Sorry. I don’t make the rules.

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

There are companies that are chill, where you and your supervisor can chill and talk shit about other pools, and then there are companies where you make a doctors appointment a week ahead, on a day that you’re free, only to go online and find out the day before the appointment, someone updated your schedule so you’re working on appointment day.

Then the scheduling sup. gets mad at you for not telling them when ‘you’re schedule has been decided for weeks’ when last week there were 0 unconfirmed shifts. Like???

Me to a group of teenage boys: Guys, I ain’t gonna tell you again to stop running.

Teenage boy 1: Uh, I’m a lifeguard too, I know what I’m doing

Me: Okay so when you crack your head open on the edge of the pool from slipping, you gon clean it all up then?

Teenage boy 1: *rolls eyes but remains silent*

Me (inwardly): *that’s what I fuckin thought b*