thecoollifeguard

Friendly neighborhood lifeguard

Used to do Lifeguard stuff, now I simply vibe. 24 YO, She/her preferred, but I don’t mind They/Them, Bi Pride

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Thecoollifeguard - Friendly Neighborhood Lifeguard

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thecoollifeguard

6 years ago

Rest In Peace, to the hero who created my heroes.

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thecoollifeguard

5 years ago

The positive part about being the lifeguard is learning all the kids names. That way they don’t feel so attacked when you call them out.

‘Ayyo John, I been telling you to stop running my man.’

‘Hey Aiden, could you stop doing that for a minute.’

‘Molly, sweetie I’m gonna need you to stop splashing me for a minute.’

I don’t want the kids to be afraid of me. If there’s a problem, or they aren’t feeling right, I want them to be comfortable enough to tell me. And if I’m just the ‘mean lifeguard’ they’re not gonna come to me when they have a problem.

Despite what I put up on this blog, I do enjoy my job, and nearly everyone that comes in. I’m not this mean irl, but these are my inner thoughts (sometimes outer words) on being in my work environment.

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thecoollifeguard

6 years ago