Theendlessfamily - Delirium

Deuce: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

Deuce: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!

Jackson: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.

Deuce: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

Jackson: Clawd, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Clawd, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times smaller than their size: Spooky.

Clawd: You might not know this, Jackson, but I am a flawed person.

Jackson: I do know that.

Idea: jackson x clawd au

Jackson is gay af

Has either Heath or draculura as a big brother/sister figure (Heath is still his cousin)

Holt may or may not be gay probably straight or bi (I think it would be funny for one of them to be straight and the other gay af)

Draculura either breaks up or never dated clawd(if the first it probably will be mutual) and instead dates clawdeen

Deuce,cleo, and ghoulia are Jackson's friends

Can't decide if Jackson will be sun shine incarcerate or a little feral gremlin shit

If Holt is there, he definitely will be a little shit

Clawd will most likely make a fool out of himself, trying to impress Jackson

Will be protective of Jackson like a guard dog

Deuce is Jackson's best friend and probably be the one with the help of 2 others (probably drac and clawdeen or Cleo) jackson and clawd he's also protective of Jackson

Cleo like to talk and gossip with ghoulia & Jackson

Ghoulia and Jackson talk about nerd stuff

Toralei,Cleo, clawdeen and jackson have a weekly shit talk

Might have Romulus and his little pack like Jackson and be friends (either protective of sunshine Jackson or be a little scared &trying to keep feral Jackson out of trouble and prob on one of those child leashes)

If Manny is in he will be Gen 3 and beasties with Jackson and ghoulia or Gen 1 and gets his ass beat by clawd or deuce maybe both

I'll call this AU ✨️jekyllwolf✨️

Clawd: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Jackson: ...Have you never taken a shower before?