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OP as your best friend: Chopper

TW: None, pure fluff
I say "best friend" but if we are being honest your relationship is closer to that of siblings
Chopper is notorious for being such a little guy that EVERYONE tends to pick him up and carry him around, you do as well
He will sometimes chill wrapped around your head (like how he clung to Law during Punk Hazard)
Your friendship with Chopper is quieter than the friendship you have with Luffy
You and Chopper sometimes just read books around each other (him medical textbooks and you tend to read whatever you can steal from Robin's stash)
I thoroughly believe you will have picked up some homeopathic medicine knowledge just from being around him
Chopper ignites your interest in medicinal herbs and the like because you wanna help him out so he isn't overwhelmed with the amount of times Zoro and Luffy get hurt
He sometimes bounces ideas off you for new ideas he has for his rumble ball since he is always trying to improve it
When he is feeling less like a doctor and more like a kid (bc I think he is canonically a child) you guys run around on the lawn of the Sunny
You make TERRIBLE puns and jokes that he laughs at every time
Whenever you guys dock you, Chopper, and Robin go around town with Robin acting as a chaperone for the two of you
You guys look around pharmacies and such for him and then switch to whatever you want to look at once Chopper is satisfied
As Chopper's bestie you also get Robin as a mom figure (we ALL know Chopper is Robin's baby, I will not be taking criticisms)
You get away with more hanging around Chopper since you get the "cute by association" status
You are both nerds (affectionate)
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OP as your best friend: Luffy

TW: None, pure fluff
You like your personal space? Well Luffy also likes it
Like seriously, he is touchy with EVERYONE and you are no exception
You are across the deck from him and he will randomly wrap his arms around you and just slingshot you towards him with no shame
He sometimes piggybacks on you for no other reason than he felt like it so the others will be trying to talk to him about something important while you are just kinda there
A lot of the time you spend with him is purely him dragging you into stupid shit like stealing from the kitchen or annoying Zoro when he is trying to nap
He is an idiot, but he's an idiot that understands you emotionally, we have all seen him during the Arlong Park arc and Enies Lobby, he has his deep moments
If someone hurts you, they are going to be punched within an inch of their life. period.
You being friends with Luffy also means you become friends with the rest of the Strawhats bc of course you do, they are one big package, you can't take one without getting the others
When you guys dock Luffy likes taking you around for little friendship dates as you look around whatever town or city you've landed in
Very strong QPP vibes in general
Sometimes at night after a particularly bad run in with an enemy you guys will just cuddle up next to each other as a reminder that you both survived and are still together
Overall, very wholesome friendship with our AroAce King
OP as parents: Doflamingo

TW: Hurt no comfort bc its this asshole and I chose violence today, no fluffy feelings only pain and suffering, emotional neglect/ abuse, etc DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT HAPPY FEELINGS
[Set after Cora's death]
First off, this man manipulates you like no other and then completely ignores you after you get back under control
Its like, oh you're thinking of running away? How could you leave behind our family like this? We are above everyone you will find out there and you want to leave us?
HEAVY guilt tripping
Man is obsessed with the concept of worth, bc this is a mafia family, you need to be useful
You will grow up being compared to Baby 5 and Law even if Law isn't even in the fucking house anymore
Doflamingo won't hurt you himself, he just orders Dellinger to do it
You are in a position where you need to both prove yourself to the family and to the world around you
You are a royal, and are expected to act like it, perfection is a must and that extends to ALL aspects of your life
Doflamingo will only show you a gram (not even an ounce) of love in public where he plays the role of hero king
Other than that you are tossed away to train and learn and fight
To fall behind is to get left behind, and to get left behind might mean being sent to the factory
Sugar constantly threatens you with turning you into a toy saying something along the lines of "nobody even remembers your existence in the first place"
Dellinger is in general just obsessed with Doflamingo and being useful to him so expect violence and mocking from him
Overall, you will end up more fucked up than Law bc he at least HAD Cora, you had no one but yourself
But hey, you are good at fighting??????
OP as parents: Mihawk

TW: none, pure fluff
[Disclaimer: This one will be OOC because I am a firm believer in goth family, sorry not sorry, fight me about it. Also this headcanon is happening during goth family hours during the timeskip bc of course it is]
Similar to Smoker, not great at showing emotions, but his actions speak louder than his words
Like if you are feeling down expect to randomly find a food/ snack you like in your room on Kuraigana at some point
Also if you weren't goth before arriving on Kuraigana (whether that was during your childhood or later on in life), you are now, no exceptions, Mihawk already had to accept having a himbo jock son, he can't have anyone else in his family not knowing how to dress
If you have long hair, Perona will regularly force you to sit down so she can play with it, if you don't, she will put a wig on you, regardless of gender or gender expression, Perona wants to doll up at least 1 person since y'alls dad and brother are stubborn
COOKING *clap* NIGHTS *clap* since Mihawk expects help in the garden, he also expects help in the kitchen, which turns into Perona and Zoro yelling at each other for doing things wrong an you being the only one actually helping your long suffering dad
Sometimes at midnight the whole goth family will go out to a balcony under the moonlight and just relax in each other's presence as everyone does their own thing (bc yes I think goth family has a form of parallel play, look at them and tell me I am wrong)
Nights spent in front of the fire are the best nights, bc typically you are Mihawk will talk about a book you are buddy reading while Perona has thrown herself dramatically on either a couch or one of you and Zoro is chilling in a corner
Sometimes Shanks randomly drops in to bully Mihawk about becoming a dad without his own consent, at first it was shocking but now you are just used to one of the Emperors of the Sea coming to your house unannounced
No, this does not stop you and your siblings from trying to attack Shanks every time he visits (idea from the amazing icaberries on ao3 and their work Meet the Kids, check it out and give it love!)
The manor is most definitely haunted, even without Perona's shades lingering around, so sometimes your bookshelf will get rearranged in a way you know no one else would rearrange it or you will hear a ghost moaning in the kitchen that let's you know something's gone rotten (also inspired by a fic I read that I am unable to find at the moment, but when I do I will link it)
Overall, wholesome goth hours
OP as parents: Robin

TW: None, pure fluff since I felt bad after the last hc
Also has the patience of a saint like Marco, also bc she is on a crew of idiots
Congrats, you have a whole family now, including the older siblings (Sanji, Zoro), middle siblings (Nami, Usopp), younger siblings (Chopper, Luffy), a dad (Franky bc this is a Frobin blog), and grandpas (Brook, Jinbei)
Robin is an AMAZING mother, we have all seen how she is with Chopper, she is great
Teaches you about the world through books bc of course
Really wants to give you the childhood she never got
Engages you in all your stupid questions or behaviors bc she genuinely wants you to feel safe with her, she never belittles you or looks down on you
There are times where things get harder for her (this woman definitely has PTSD from all the shit she went through), and that is when the rest of your family takes over
Nami loves teaching you about how to steal from men and about navigation
Zoro takes naps with you under the sun and gets you to help him steal alcohol from the kitchen
Sanji teaches you to cook and about the importance of not wasting food
Franky tells you about the mechanisms of the ship with you seated on his shoulders
Chopper and you talk about random things and laugh and play
Usopp tells you ridiculous stories while helping you learn your way around a slingshot he made himself
Luffy joins in on you and Chopper running around and sometimes even grabs you and zooms himself around the ship
Brook teaches you how to sightread and tells you about his times on his old crew (and lover bc Yorki and him definitely were together lets be honest, there was tension there)
Jinbei tells you the history of his people and their struggle towards rights, anti-racist king that teaches you young
When fights break out as they often do, Robin immediately makes sure you are safe below deck and tells one of the others to stay with you just in case
You are also taught how to fight by everyone, so your fighting style is a fucked up conglomeration of all of the Strawhats, you confuse anyone who fights you
Overall, 10/10 mother I want her to adopt me
OP as parents: Sir Crocodile

TW: Since this is Crocodile expect him to be evil (I won't change his entire character just bc of a parent headcanon, I'm trying to keep him as in character as possible), this is not a warm fluffy feeling hc so beware
[Quick disclaimer: in terms of the timeline this is going to happen before Alabasta]
*Luxurious by Gwen Stefani begins playing*
You are absolutely spoiled bc this man lives in the lap of luxury and doesn't want his kid looking like a rat standing next to him, you get the best everything
You have guards with you everywhere you go, Crocodile has a lot of enemies and can't lose you to a roadside shootout
Sociopath, Crocodile is a legit sociopath, so you aren't so much his child as you are something that cements his image as a good person
While you are spoiled, if you prove yourself to be useless he will get rid of you under the guise of you traveling or something
You know who the Baroque workers are, and besides Bon Clay they treat you like you don't exist
Over time your relationship with Crocodile will get somewhat better as you prove yourself to be useful, but never expect your relationship to be the ideal that you see in a child care manhwa, this man is a coldhearted murderer who planned to take out a family he deliberately got close to
On a lighter note, he will sometimes take you to watch/ take care of the bananadiles
You and Bon Clay are besties and he helps take your mind off the plans you know your dad is brewing
Overall, he isn't that great of a parent, but what were we expecting from a sociopath around the same level as Doflamingo
I still fucking love Crocodile tho, he is so cool
OP as parents: Smoker

TW: Talk of military life and the typical military verbal abuse
This man says "Cowabunga it is" and brings you along with him to the marines, Tashigi hates it since she doesn't think a ship that regularly encounters battle is a place for a child (Smoker does not care)
The second he trusts you enough not to hurt yourself, you are getting taught how to fight and shoot guns
You still get shoved below deck when you are younger and a fight breaks out though, Smoker isn't taking chances
NOT the calm parent, he is high strung and worried all the time about you but shows it through treating you similarly to other soldiers
Of course, he has his moments when you guys are alone, don't tell anyone though he will get pouty and order you around for a week
You and Tashigi are basically sisters and have to work together to get him to take breaks and actually eat
the other soldiers on crew always look to you whenever Smoker starts tearing into them like you aren't just a mini version of him that would join in
The two of you basically rule the ship with an iron fist regardless of your rank
You do have to hide when higher ups come sniffing around, more for fear that they might take you away since you aren't actually a part of the marines
Smoker doesn't care what you do with your life so long as you don't become a pirate or marry a pirate or become friends with pirates etc (he doesn't want to one day have to hunt you down, it would break him)
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Goodbye, Lynn. Thank you for your constant support and encouragement since the day I started these comics. It has meant the world to me, and I wish I could have told you. We will remember you forever.
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I made this really badly edited meme based off of another post and then lost the original post and now I'm sad coz I hadn't even liked the original post when my phone decided to restart the app randomly. Fml!
Anyway, here's a really badly edited meme, hope it makes you giggle.
OP as parents: Marco

CWs: None, pure fluff
Patience of a saint from having to deal with idiots on the Moby Dick
Wants you to explore the world around you to learn things and gain experience, so will only intervene if needed
Generally calm, comes from having to balance the crew out
Would teach you a few things about medicine here and there so you could help yourself in a bad situation, but won't take it further unless you want to follow in his footsteps as a doctor
Everyone else on the crew became your uncles, aunts, and auncles (and grandpa in Whitebeard's case) when you were introduced
When Whitebeard takes you on his shoulder (which happens a lot) Marco worries about you falling SO BAD if you dont have either a devil fruit or training to help you not die from the height
Thatch teaches you cooking when Marco is busy with patients
Ace takes you out to cause trouble whenever the Moby Dick docks
Izou teaches you about Wano etiquette and dancing
Overall, you get a lot of different knowledge from your many, many family members
At the end of the day, Marco loves you dearly and hopes when you eventually leave the nest (ha) you live your life happily
I’m ace, aro and tired
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
Hello!
I'm Otter, I am completely new but have been thinking about starting a blog for a while because of the sheer lack of platonic reader stuff when it comes to the OP fandom. So I'm here to give content to anyone who is feeling like they are missing out on platonic OP x reader stuff.
I won't ever be posting anything NSFW as it makes me uncomfortable so please don't ask. There might be a few romantic OP x reader stuff but don't count on it. I came here to make fluffy family/friend headcanons.
Also I will occasionally post about my experiences being Aroace, since it is a fairly impactful part of my life and affects how I interact with the world around me.
Masterlist to be added later once I actually have enough posts to justify it