Liam: Would You Say You're Independent?

Liam: would you say you're independent?

Vicky: [looks at Vera]

Vera: [nods]

Vicky: I'd say so, yes

Hehehe

Calculester: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one when Liam is away?

Polly: The other day, Scott stuck his hand in the toaster while it was still on because he wanted his toast right that second.

Scott: Damien had eaten ice cream with a knife because he wouldn’t acknowledge that it was his turn to do the dishes.

Damien: Polly once crashed the car into the sidewalk because she saw a dog.

Vera: I can’t deal with the shit they pull without wanting to murder one of them.

Calculester: I’ll never question it again.

i took one look at damien’s dads and went “dilfs.” they are so hot they should have their own secret ending.

Principal giant spider: we need to talk about your professionalism

Miranda: [Standing on a chair] those are mighty words for someone standing in lava

[Damien taking oz on a tour of hell]

Damien: When you've been in hell for as long as I have, you develop thick skin-

Random Demon: Navy blue is not your colour!

Damien: Navy blue brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK.