[Damien Taking Oz On A Tour Of Hell]

[Damien taking oz on a tour of hell]

Damien: When you've been in hell for as long as I have, you develop thick skin-

Random Demon: Navy blue is not your colour!

Damien: Navy blue brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK.

Vicky: Polly, do you have any shaving cream?

Polly: No i don't like the way it tastes

Vicky:

Polly: What?

Vicky: Do you eat shaving cream???

Polly: No??? Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?????

Damien: [applying chapstick]

Oz: What flavour is that?

Damien: It's raspberry blast

Oz: Ooh can I try it?

Damien: [passes lipstick over] sure

Oz: thanks! [kisses Damien]

Oz: Holy shit it is raspberry blast!

Damien: [has stopped functioning]

Calculester: I made you a friendship bracelet :)

Amira: I'm not really a jewellery person.

Calculester: You don't have to wear it if you don't wan-

Amira: No I'm wearing it forever. Back off.

Amira: how long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Vicky: [filming Brian] just a minute

Brian: [Pulling on a door that clearly says push]

i took one look at damien’s dads and went “dilfs.” they are so hot they should have their own secret ending.