Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Miranda: why do people keep asking me who tops and who bottoms? We don't even have bunk beds!
Amira: Sweetie...no...
Oz: I need life advice
Brian, Sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Brian: Shit. Amira: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Vicky: OH MY GOD OZ FELL OFF!!!
Polly: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend.
Polly: Vicky is still angry about it, but Miranda and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
Principal giant spider: we need to talk about your professionalism
Miranda: [Standing on a chair] those are mighty words for someone standing in lava
Miranda: If I run and leap at Brian, he will most certainly catch me.
Miranda: IN COMING! *Sprints at Brian full speed*
Brian: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!!
Brian: *Drops his coffee on the floor and catches Miranda*
Vicky: Can I be Frank with you guys?
Amira: Sure but I can't see how changing your name is going to help
Oz: Can I still be Oz?
Brian: Shh, let Frank speak
Oz, sends Vicky a voice message:
Vicky, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Oz: No, don’t worry, just listen later
*later*
Vicky, presses play:
Oz's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-