Brian: Treat Spiders The Way You Want To Be Treated.

Brian: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Liam: Killed without hesitation.

Brian: ….no??

how do you think different love interests would react if you came to lunch with a mug that says "property of *insert character*"

Holy shit if i had the actual balls to do that... djsdhjfhjds

Vera would smirk as if she'd known everything from the start, commenting on how "Brave" I am for "Publicising it"

Scott would ask so many questions; Mainly "How can a person be property?? Are you secretly not a person" but once everything is carefully explained he would be very supportive of my "Newfound love!!!"

Zoe would be furiously scribbling in her notebook, either doodling this new ship or completely re-writing all of her shipping charts.

Damien would start by laughing and roasting the ever loving shit out of me, quickly turning to questions about what happens behind closed doors, trying and failing to act uninterested.

Polly would want to know about everything "All the juicy deets" as she explained it, not bothering to lower her voice at all in any part of the l o n g conversation.

Calculester would be concerned that I am being held against my will, but after a calm and quiet talk he'd be quite interested in the dynamics of bdsm and how it's broadened his views on life and relationships.

Liams more worried about the ethics of being owned by someone so it would be a back and forth argument on whether or not someone can be owned.

Miranda would be so inspired that she'd make an entire line of mugs for all of her people. Of course she'd change the design of the mug to be more glittery, cheerful and threatening!!

Vera: So I got a box, we’re gonna put things we love inside it.

Miranda: Can I put Scott in the box?

Vera: No.

Dahlia: Can I put Scott in the box?

Vera: No.

Zoe: Can I put Scott in the box?

Vera: No.

Damien: Can I-

Vera: No one is putting Scott in the box! Wait, what are you doing here Damien?

Damien: I heard someone say ‘love’ and ‘Scott’ and ran.

Damien: Also, you might want to get that window fixed.

Zoe: Wow, that’s a great argument you just put forth. Unfortunately I’ve already drawn this picture of us making out, so I win.

Brian: When did you draw that?! Do you just carry that drawing around?!

The notorious cardigan stealer