Brian Yu - Tumblr Posts

Vicky: *Sneaks into house at 3am*

Brian, turning around in his chair: And where were you?

Vicky: I-I was with Amira

Amira, spinning round in her chair: Wanna try again?

I can't stop thinking of Brian as the mum friend

Oz and Brian VS Amira and Vicky

How the colour squad reacts to scam (E.g nigerian prince) 

Oz: knows it’s a bad idea. BUT WHAT IF- Brian: [has so many unanswered texts/emails he wouldn’t even notice] Amira: [Is the scammer] Vicky: deleted. Blocked. *already changed the password to everything* 

Oz: I need life advice

Brian, Sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Brian: Shit. Amira: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Vicky: OH MY GOD OZ FELL OFF!!!

Brian: You are literally dating the most beautiful person alive.

Brian: Aka me.

Brian: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside will look as good as the outside.

Liam: You wha— We are going to the hospital.

Brian: Good cause I think I’m dying.

Brian upon being asked by one of the 8 if they can date his friends

Brian: What is this, the 1950's?? You know what, since you asked: No, you have to defeat me in sword battle if you ever want to talk to them again-

Amira: I am very upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better.

Oz:

Amira: No.

Brian:

Amira: Don’t!

Brian: [Brings in Vicky]

Amira, fighting back a smile: Fuck.

Liam: *seductively takes off glasses* Liam: Wow... Brian: *blushes* Haha... what? Liam: You're really fucking blurry.

Zoe: I love murder mysteries!

Brian, hopelessly smitten: I’ve been suspected in like four murder cases

Oz: what is it called when you kill a friend?

Brian: Murder

Vicky: Homiecide

Amira: Vibe check

Amira: how long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Vicky: [filming Brian] just a minute

Brian: [Pulling on a door that clearly says push]

Brian: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Oz: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Amira couldn't see, so I said, "Amira, deer!"

Amira:

Oz: do you want to tell him what your response was?

Amira, grumbling: "yes, honey?"

Brian: We need a distraction. Is anyone here really good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Polly: [chugs shot] my time has come.

"When I die don't put a picture of me in the clouds, photo shop me with some bitches"

-Brian right before being bitten by a zombie

Brian: I was arrested for being too cool-

Amira, snorting: All charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

colour squad vs god

Brian: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Liam: Killed without hesitation.

Brian: ….no??

Zoe: Wow, that’s a great argument you just put forth. Unfortunately I’ve already drawn this picture of us making out, so I win.

Brian: When did you draw that?! Do you just carry that drawing around?!