Theres No Way Haiku Bot Brought Me This Piece Of Gold. No Way.

There’s no way Haiku Bot brought me this piece of gold. No way.

it’s never too early to teach children about the devaluation of labor!

(from an American Girls book)

MY WIFEEEE

My wife [tax benefits] (best friend) will return from war (college) in a month (a week). I am overjoyed (shaking with excitement) and delighted (violently foaming at the mouth) to see my betrothed [tax benefits] (best friend) again. I lay in wait (I am playing Star Wars games) for her return, and eagerly expect mail (a discord notification).

SPLATOON HAIR CLIP!!! Love that- amazing art!! The colors are gorgeous :D

meow ★

MY PROF JUST REFERENCED JOHNLOCK IN 2024 JOHNLOCK NATION HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️

That’s the best image I’ve ever seen before in my entire life

i feel like we don’t talk enough about how fucking insane it is?? that spock is in starfleet?

like. picture this. you come from a society of pacifists whose primary objective is scientific research. you’re raised by an ambassador whose entire job is mediation and conflict avoidance. every action you take must be completely rooted in logic.

your whole life, you’re alienated by your human ancestry, and you adhere to the Vulcan way of life almost compulsively because of it.

and then, you get into the Vulcan Science Academy - you’ve finally proved you’re JUST as good as your fully Vulcan peers! you could finally fit in! you could bring honor to your father!

but. instead of accepting the offer and living an honorable, Vulcan life, exactly what you’ve been preparing for YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. you ENLIST. in what is frankly, for all intents and purposes, a military organization, where you could (and likely will) have to obey orders irregardless of their logic.

FURTHERMORE. you will be ordered to kill, which goes against everything you have ever known. and you will, in some cases, be forced to order a crewman to his death.

i mean, why are we actually surprised T’Pring didn’t want him?

like, this is basically what he looks like to vulcans:

JUGGALO WHATS OUR SIGNAL?? 🗣️‼️‼️

WHOOP WHOOP‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

C is definitely down with the clown, made their own outfit!! (Her favorite album is definitely riddle box)!!!