The Sheer Amount Of POWER I Hold In This Lil Noggin O Mine.

The sheer amount of POWER I hold in this lil’ noggin ‘o’ mine.

This girl went IN DEPTH into her weird Harry Potter fanfic/role-play game she created with her cousin years ago and I TOOK. NOTES.

I could just write out what happened, and attach the official art they created for it, and send it out to the masses.

I am genuinely considering this.

Sergei and I had this crazy bonding moment a few years ago where we were in Florida and I got up to pee and The 27 Club was on (it was like four AM) and I just watched in confusion and awe at this guy wearing a toupee that didn’t match what hair he had left as he begged me to pray and as Jesus something and then I looked over and Sergei was also sitting up and watching it and we just stared at each other and watched this guy for a while. We still talk about it sometimes because of how weird it was. Neither of us are Christian, which makes the whole thing funnier

I do not appreciate how my brain functions on both cat logic and vampire logic. You need to invite me to talk or look at you or exist, until you don’t and I never shut up and get offended that you’d let me yap that long

This was a real conversation between a friend of mine and I

Dearest Gaud,

I do not know what you are made of. I would like to know what you’re made of. Please tell me what you’re made of. Please please please please please please please please

No, babe, it was just the way you said you were gonna forget we talked over summer break, then called me a monster, and fucked my best friend