I Have Come To Realize That In This Day And Age, In My Small Town Specifically, I Have Caused A Small

I have come to realize that in this day and age, in my small town specifically, I have caused a small group of people to reinvent Christianity in a less meaningful way. They all want to kill one guy to pay for all evil in the world. They also all think I’m going to kill this guy. And this guy keeps asking me for help like I’m gonna get him out of this. This guy is me. I’m effectively Jesus, Judas, and god in this senecio and I’M LIVING FOR IT

What Are Your Hopes In Concerning of The State of Being a large egg ?

Is There A Thing You Would Love Most About Being an egg ?

Once a large egg, I hope to be able to rule the lands in over easy glory. And what I love most about being an egg is not having to worry about paying my taxes. The IRS isn’t gonna waste time on a calcium nugget spawned from a chicken

when do you plan on becoming a full, large egg?

also what is the year of rhe egg

I will be a full, large egg when the time is right. And it’s just the year of me. It’s egg time, baby

Sergei and I had this crazy bonding moment a few years ago where we were in Florida and I got up to pee and The 27 Club was on (it was like four AM) and I just watched in confusion and awe at this guy wearing a toupee that didn’t match what hair he had left as he begged me to pray and as Jesus something and then I looked over and Sergei was also sitting up and watching it and we just stared at each other and watched this guy for a while. We still talk about it sometimes because of how weird it was. Neither of us are Christian, which makes the whole thing funnier

The sheer amount of POWER I hold in this lil’ noggin ‘o’ mine.

This girl went IN DEPTH into her weird Harry Potter fanfic/role-play game she created with her cousin years ago and I TOOK. NOTES.

I could just write out what happened, and attach the official art they created for it, and send it out to the masses.

I am genuinely considering this.

No, babe, it was just the way you said you were gonna forget we talked over summer break, then called me a monster, and fucked my best friend