People Who Work In Customer Service Should Be Able To Fight One Customer A Day.

People who work in customer service should be able to fight one customer a day.

How does one become a little? Any tips to get into little space?

What is this ad, Tumblr?

The US military cannot contain homestuck any longer

Because we have no idea what self-preservation is

Dear Lactose Intolerant Person, in front of you is a gallon of milk, the key to get- wait! Hold on!

The milk isn’t part of the trap! You were supposed to deliver it to me! The key was in that beehive!

Oh god oh no! There’s no toilet in there! The cleaning bill! That’s carpet!

Why!?

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Happy International Asexual Day! 🖤🤍💜