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To those younger than me getting their first jobs,

Okay guys if you work at a grocery store, as a bagger or cashier, when a customer is being a cunt be smiley and happy but squeeze their produce a little too hard. And bag their bananas with cold stuff. :3

Random Internal Conversation:

Problem: I want to feel attractive and lethal. However, I don’t have hot water.

Solution: Bathe in the fresh blood of virgins.

Problem: I don’t own a bathtub.

Solution: Sponge bathe with the fresh blood of virgins.

Minor problem: I don’t know any virgins.

Solution: Don’t worry about it, virginity is a myth.

Additional problem: Okay, where do I get a sacrifice?

Solution: Flail a milkshake in your front yard and see who shows up, or else ask the dead-eyed cashier at the corner store between 12am-1am.

I saw a Johnny’s at a gas station while going to Meijer’s and thought of Jonny DVille as a cashier.

And that’s how this thing began.

Bringing out another doodle dump ! The gays and their left facing profile picture/ref (i will bring first cashier and andrey fanart in the public)

People who work in customer service should be able to fight one customer a day.

Properly I would say that Hannibal love to smell drugs, and Mark the cashier is a sadistic person when you are a kiddo, and your mom left you and he began to scan too fast and he finish to scan before your mother come, and like you have to wait for 5 minutes.

And I’m pretty sure if Hannibal wasn’t a psychiatrist, he’s gonna own a dear company and he’s gonna be Santa Claus.

I got Vintage Goob today and this was how I celebrated.

I'm actually a cashier irl, heh.