The Fact That I Understand This...

The fact that I understand this...

Hazbin Hotel is just Alex Brightman Alex-Brightmanning too close to the sun so Alex Brightman is killed. Multiple times.

(Meanwhile Alex Brightman is out there living his best life.)

Adding more!

- He doesn't find nudity to be sexual so usually doesn't wear much when he can get away with it. (Not at the hotel because he'd be murdered.)

- He loves letting Velvette dress him up and will be a stand-in model when needed.

- He's good with kids and animals.

- He loves to keep up with current styles but gives it his own twist.

- When he goes quiet, he's upset.

Some Angel Dust headcanons I have because I love him:

- The reason Molly made it to Heaven is because Angel did everything he could to keep her out of the family business.

- Angel tends to slip into speaking Italian when stressed.

- He's very particular about his personal hygiene and tends to get snippy if his fur isn't perfect.

- He's surprisingly cuddly but doesn't know how to ask for affection.

- He has a passion for anything creative, especially makeup and acting.

- He tends to have incredibly vivid nightmares due to PTSD.

- He stopped eating pork after getting Fat Nuggets, finding it disrespectful to his pet.

- He sometimes quietly makes up songs when doing small tasks like cooking, something to help him focus.

- More hands = more room to gesture dramatically.

- He has a habit of reading over people's shoulders.

I'm working on an Angel Dust inspired playlist and I'm looking for more songs for it! The only rules are that it can't be a Hellaverse song and it must at least somewhat work with the current songs on there!

If you wanna help, reblog with songs and/or links to songs!

What I have so far:

- The Family Jewels: How I imagine the dynamic of Angel's family while he was alive.

- Sedated: For his drug addiction.

- Bubblegum Bitch: The Angel Dust persona he displays to the world.

- Fallin': When Angel originally had feelings for Val before he showed his true colors.

- Circus: I feel like I don't have to explain really.

- Valentino: His contract with Val.

- Toxic: Need I explain?

- Idolize/Show and Tell: The cost of his fame.

- Monster/Cherry Wine/You Set My House On Fire: His fucked up relationship with Valentino.

- Evil: If he's ever able to break out of his contract and be free of that toxicity.

- Copacabana: Angsty Huskerdust.

- Movement: Huskerdust.

In a YouTube comment section where I said Conservatives aren't funny so they don't understand humor, some transphobe who has said JK Rowling isn't transphobic called "woke" people clowns? Bitch, that author said she'd rather go to jail than gender a trans person correctly.

If gender is real, there are 8 billion genders because no one experiences gender the same way.